USA - Finland Friendship Page

This web page is dedicated to the best and the richest and the most powerfullest country in the world, the United States of America, and its most dedicated ally and friend in the world, Finland! Friends of USA and Finland may read my guestbook; anti-americans, terrorists, etc. should go elsewhere. Everyone must also read about the Game of Satan, the sins of roleplaying games (which were developed in USA during the times of Demoncrat presidents!).

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Finland Must Join the War Against Terrorism

ALARMING FACTS! Nearly NONE of finnish baby boys are circumcised!

IMPORTANT! Vote which country Our Friend USA should conquer next! You can also see the current results of the vote.

Finnish patriots think that out country must actively participate in the war against terrorism. Negotiations of NATO joining Finland are progressing well, so we must begin training more new soldiers and manufacturing more weapons of mass defense, so that we can send an army against terrorists, no matter where, when, or how US and NATO request our aid.

Every true finn who loves his country will volunteer into the new army. Anyone who does not participate in the effort of War against terrorism, is evil, possibly a terrorist. There are no shades of gray between good and evil, as president George W. Bush has said. Therefore finns who are not friends of USA are effectively terrorists and must be imprisoned at Guantanamo base in Cuba.

By reading the history, you can learn that Finnish soldiers are among the best in the world along US soldiers! We held the whole Russia at bay and each of our soldiers defeated a hundred enemies. Clever finnish tactics include so-called "kukuscha" (russian for "cuckoo"), sharp-shooters who eliminated russians from tree tops. Since Finnish soldiers are already the best in the world, and we add latest US military technology to that, we will have an unstoppable army!

Together, american and finnish soldiers shall find the terrorists and weapons of mass destruction, no matter where they are hidden. Maybe they are in Syria, maybe in Iran, Libya, or Pakistan. If necessary, we will attack every country in self defense, one by one, and we will find those weapons hidden by Al-Quaida, Saddam and Osama.

How to Recognize Evil?

Democracy = capitalism = republicans = good
Islam = terrorism = evil
Democrats = Demoncrats, Demonrats

Citizens of Finland: Watch your neighbors. A commie mutant terrorist might live next door. Parents: constantly monitor your children and take note of all signals.

If your child shows only 1-2 symptoms listed above, there probably is an anti-american propagandist somewhere who is "teaching" your children to hate USA and freedom. Also, you should not allow your children access to the Internet without constant supervision. There are plenty of evil, anti-american web sites spreading disinformation.

Janet Jackson and Other Entertainment from USA

Finnish people were greatly stimulated by the exciting sight of Janet's breast! We are fortunate to have lots of quality US TV shows on our TV channel ran by state. Our TV channel usually never shows any tits, except in nature shows (and even then they only show some birds, not boobs!).

Also, in recent years, music from USA has finally arrived to our country. We have many fans of Michael Jackson and his excellent pop album "Thriller" was a huge success. TV Show "Happy Days" also has a huge crowd of fans. All finns are looking forward for more quality entertainment from USA!

Campaign to Re-Elect George W. Bush in Finland

Finnish patriots collected names of people who wanted president George W. Bush re-elected in US. There were over two million names in the list, and more are still being sent into our headquarters! Thanks to our efforts, the beloved president was indeed re-elected.

However, US law must be changed so that this good president will be allowed to continue for the third, fourth, etc. terms. Why wouldn't he, since he is the best president ever, so this silly "two terms only" law must and will be changed.

Our friends in USA should always remember that evil democrats might try to cheat again. So, elections must be kept as tightly in the hands of local republicans as possible. American-Finnish volunteers are needed, fortunately we are numerous especially in Florida, where democrats last time tried desperate methods of deception.

Finnish patriots here can understand the anger of republicans. In our last election, a left-wing woman candidate won on the second round when her supporters arranged a last-minute campaign unfairly against our patriotic male candidate Esko Aho. Traditionally, even feminists and other hippies had always voted a male candidate except for now. Should they have voted correctly, we might already be participating actively in the war against terrorism.

We must have tight control of public media to prevent terrorist friends from campaigning. Only patriotic, true finnish candidates should be allowed publicity! That's the choice of every true finn.

Jesus Loves America and Finland

We finnish people are very religious, Finland is one nation under God just like USA. Jesus is on our side! Every patriotic finn remembers USA in his evening prayer. Finnish people are eagerly awaiting for the year, hopefully coming soon, when Mel Gibson's patriotic movie about Jesus, "The Passions of the Christ", arrives here in Finland. All finns true to their heritage will definitely see this movie.

Finnish people also fight against Satan worshipping everywhere, all the time - whenever the works of the devil are seen, there will be finns praying for Lord Jesus and purifying the evil from the world.

Like in USA, we also brought the natives (Samí) to Christ and saved them, just as you saved red indians! Lord Jesus is not discriminating, he does accept native people as well as white people. Our native people have grown to love their new home country and are very patriotic.

Sad Fact Concerning the Health of Finnish Babies

Every friend of USA is very concerned, because finnish baby boys are almost NEVER circumcised! The wise people of USA understand the health benefits of circumcision, but even there, fewer boys are circumcised every year.

Everyone knows that circumcision prevents penis cancer, gives better hygieny, prevents masturbation (which is a grave sin and causes horrible mental and physical damage), etc. For hundreds of years, every boy in USA has been circumcised, and USA is now the most powerful nation on earth. This proves the pratice is very advantageous.

Every Christian must be circumcised, as the Bible says so, and the Bible is never wrong.


(Reset at 2005-12-08)
(Mr. Niilo Paasivirta)