Micro$oft

Updated 2006-09-11

On this page there are various names to call that satanic "company", and its "programs" for the "PeliConsoli"s by. If you know more nicknames, send them to me!

Latest nicks: Windows Vista

• Vitsa (birch stick - used for punishment - in finnish) (suggested by naula)
• Visva (pus in finnish)

Latest nicks: Windows 2000

• Tower of Pisa

The company itself

• gate$oft
• g$
• bill$oft
• macho$oft
• macrohard
• mickey$oft
• microcrap
• microcaught
• microfuck
• micropeni$
• micropiss
• micro$hit
• micro$loth
• micro$oft
• micro$uck
• motherfucking
• µ$oft
• junksoft

MS-DOS

• M$-DOG
• DOS = Denial Of Service
• dirty operating sy$tem
• destructive operating sy$tem

Windows

• billdoze
• losedow$
• lo$e95
• wankdows
• widow$
• winblow$
• windog
• windoze
• winlo$e
• win$loth
• win$slow
• win$slows
• wintendo
• program damager

Windows NT

• Nauseating Trash
• Neanderthal Technology
• Never Try
• Next Thursday
• Nice Try
• No Tolerance
• NoT
• Not Tested
• Not Today
• NoThanks
• Null Technology
• Null Timing

Windows 95/98

• doze95
• Bug & Pray
• Plug & Pray
• Plug & Pay

Windows XP

• Windows X-tra Pain
• Crosspee

Internet Explorer

• internet exploder
• internet exploiter
• exbroiler
• exbomber

Other Microsoft crap

• SCO: Still Can't Operate

Finnish nicknames

• bili$oft
• bugi$oft
• giga$oft
• mikkipiiri$ofta
• mikki$oft
• mussu$oft
• mäsä$oft
• mössö$oft
• pili$oft
• rikkiPehmeä
• käytönestojärjestelmä
• mä$ä-DOS
• mätä-DO$
• EnTee
• Niilo Tarvajärvi
• Nyt Tahmataan!
• Nyt Tökkii
• sihvoseNjuTanpaskakäyttis
• tNT
• äNTeeksi
• winhotus
• winmo$ka
• wintoosa
• winyök
• winpa$ka
• wimputus
• wintööt
• wintoussi
• pikkupehmeä
• kusivii$
• susifemma
• susivii$
• SysVittu
• kusika$i
• susika$i
• susiku$i
• wurd
• wröd
• Scootteri (SCO Unix)
• Ulkohuussi (Microsoft Outlook)
• Exhankala (Microsoft Exchange)
• Ekshankala (Microsoft Exchange)
• Exkankee
• Kanttuveks
• Windows 98 Sekoilu Edition
• Kytke & Itke
• eXtraPaska
• Ristikusi (crosspee) (keksi Pekka "Pihti" Takalan pikkusisko)
• Windows Visva

Swedish (YUK!) nicknames

• MakroSopor
• Multipel Skleros
• Mycket Sadistiskt!!!
• iNTe
• Nej Tack!
• Nåppeligen Tolerabelt

Thanks to Martin Widmark, Juhapekka Tolvanen, and many others I can't remember just now.