USA Haters Home Page

Updated 2005-08-15

NEW: they try to defend their pathetic country on some stupid web forum.

You can also read their pathetic defensive rantings (updated 2003-02-10) (and other comments) they've sent me! Hey yanks: come visit a better country, Finland! Bring lots of money to us.

Don't bother sending me mail-bombs, because I will just delete them and report to abuse@ and postmaster@ of your ISP.

People in USA are stupid and fat! By the way, is anyone selling "USA flag" toilet paper anywhere?

Here are 101 good reasons to hate USA and yanks!

  1. 'America' is equal to USA! Yeah, sure!
  2. Anti-crypt campaign
  3. Barney
  4. "Bigger is better" hystery
  5. Comics Code
  6. Communist persecutions
  7. Constant trivial laughter and "wow", "yeah", "yipe" etc.
  8. Destruction of the native american culture
  9. Disney, disneylands, sissy disney tv shows and movies etc.
  10. Dollars and "you can have and do anything if you have money"
  11. 50% of yanks believe that 20% of their budget goes to developing countries! (Actually, this is true, only it's more than 20% - soldiers, depleted uranium bullets, missiles, bombs, CIA operations, propaganda, training of future terrorists, etc...)
  12. Fundamentalist christians and other religious crackpots
  13. Hollywood movies
  14. Hypocrites: they go to church because everyone else does, they don't really know anything about their stupid religion...
  15. Hysteric attitude
  16. Internet censorship
  17. Marvel comics
  18. McDonalds and other shit food chains
  19. National anthem, it's so stupid! Even russians have a much better one!
  20. Nirvana (that lousy band)
  21. Nuclear weapons
  22. O.J.Simpson "trial"
  23. PC, bill gates and micro$oft
  24. Political system with two parties; just like in the ex-Soviet Union, only worse
  25. Pollution of air, water, earth and everything
  26. Power rangers
  27. Ragdoll and persian cats, they are sick perversions of nature, spoiled by yanks
  28. Rodeo - torturing animals
  29. Stupid AOL yank kids trashing the net
  30. Swimming pools everywhere - horrible waste of water and energy
  31. T$R, now known as Wizards of the Cost
  32. The amount of garbage they create
  33. Their "Music"
  34. Their "culture"
  35. Their "education"
  36. Their average IQ approaches their shoe size (in US units).
  37. Their fake Santa Claus and his "elves" (they should be gnomes, not elves, and they do not wear green clothes, and none of them lives at the North Pole!)
  38. Their gun policy, and NRA
  39. Their prisons and "law" system
  40. Their racism
  41. Their stupid sex scandals which somehow lead to bombing poor countries' hospitals etc.
  42. Their stupid sex scandals, as if anyone was interested with how many blow jobs their president gets.
  43. They always grin and show all their plastic teeth out!
  44. They stick their noses in other people's business - but only if there is something to gain, like oil! World police, yeah sure! What about East Timor?
  45. They think their country is the biggest (Russia is :)
  46. They think their country is in the center of the world, while the truth is, that Europe is in the center.
  47. They use half of the world's energy!
  48. "Throwaway-culture" - use something once and throw it away (like their brains? No, can't be - they never use their brains.)
  49. US "Army"
  50. US-ASCII instead of ISO
  51. "USA is the only country in the world" -attitude
  52. USA is the source of most satan worshipping in the world!!!!!!
  53. Filthy stinking yanks never remove their shoes indoors.
  54. They take a bath but they never wash themselves properly, they STINK.
  55. George W. Bush.
  56. Rejection of Kyoto agreement. Let's see what you do when New York goes underwater, due melting polar ice.
  57. Monitoring all tele- and datacommunications. (Fortunately, here in Europe, we have better encryption system than yanks.)
  58. Medieval measuring units such as inches and yards. Hey, it's the 21st century now! Ever heard of science and scientific standards?
  59. Starship Troopers movie, the repulsive macho military US Army commercial flick.
  60. Yanks mutilate the penises of most of their male babies. "For medical reasons", "if we don't, he will be teased by the other children in the changing rooms", "I was circumcised and I'm just fine!", "it prevents masturbation", "it's hygienic", "I want my boy to look like me".

They claim to be "One Nation Under GodŽ", but fail to notice that even their flag contains occult symbols of satan, pentagrams!


Thanks to Juho Pentinmikko, and many others who have sent comments and suggestions.

(Niilo Paasivirta)

Since 2003-01-08