Pathetic Defensive Rants against (or for) France Haters Home Page

Updated 2001-12-27

At the end, there are also some comments in finnish.


Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001
Subject: Hello!

I hate the French too, as I've seen you do on your webpage. If if were up to me, I would restart the 100 years war and ravage festering land on the other side of the channel. We should use our island home against them and destroy all of them! Let's occupy France once and for all and colonize it with British people! As far as yanks, most of them are stupid and fat... however we should not utterly destroy them as we should the French. Ta-ta.


Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001
Subject: do you really hate france

If you really hate france, now is the time to send out emails to every travel magazine and newspaper and chatroom in the world telling tourists to stay away from france because of the danger of being contaminated with mad cow disease or foot and mouth disease and bringing these plagues back to their home countries and infecting their fellow countrymen with these diseases. The french tourist industry will suffer because the filthy unsanitary lifestyle of the french bastards will scare tourists away! Did you know that the bubanic plagues and the black plagues of the middle ages were started in france because of the dirty lifestyle of the french bastards?


Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2000
Subject: Reply To That Guy Who Rekons France Are Ace

Hi, On Your Hate France Web Page That Guy Who Sent In That "Poor Man" E-Mail Said That The USA And England Are Frances Allys,Well IVE GOT NEWS FOR HIM, English People Gennerally HATE French People, I Have Asked All My Mates And Even Strangers On The Street And About 1% Said They Liked France,Also I Have Friends In America Due To The Fact That I Lived There A Few Yeasr Back And ALL Of Them Sadi They Hate France, And As For Saying France Is A Superpower HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Do Belive That There Are 4 Superpowers, USA,Great Britan,Russia And China, The Only Reason France Have ANY Money Is Because The USA And English Leaders Feel Pity For Your Pathetic Country And Give It To You! Finland Is Way Better, The People Are Nice There At Least,Frence People Are Rasist Bastards To Other Countrys. So All French People Deserve To Die, And The Foreign Leigon???? Whats The Deal Giving A Bunch Of Murderers And Rapists Guns???????

With Hate To France

(I Know That Im Sending This E-Mail To The Guy Who Made The Web Page But If You Could Post This On Your Site Or Send It To The Bloke Who Wrote That E-Mail I Would Be Grateful)


Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2001
Subject: Yksi syy lisää vihata ranskalaisia!

For some reason they take great pride in the meaningless massacre they call "le grande revolution".


Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2001
Subject: Good For You

It's good to see someone that hates the French like me. Keep up the good work.


Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001

arf... I'm french you know, and you know what ? I truly do agree with you man ! FRENCH MUSIC IS AWFUL ...Are you finnish ? I love the moomins....


Date: Thu, 27 Dec 2001
Subject: You Sad, sorry, son of a cock slurping slut

OH MY GOD, !!!! WHAT

WHAT !!!!!!

YOU MAKE FUN OF THE FRENCH, YOU ????

BUT MY MAN, YOU ARE FINNISH FOR FUCKS SAKE. FINLAND IS RUSSIA, RUSSIAN PEOPLE, RUSSIAN TERRITORY, RUSSIAN LANDSCAPE. I AM HALF AMERICAN AND HALF NORWEGIAN MYSELF AND HAVE LIVED IN BOTH FINLAND AND FRANCE, " KYLLA MA PUHUU SUOMEN KIELI " AND IF YOU THINK FOR JUST ONE SECOND, THAT FINLAND HAS ANYTHING IN THE WORLD TO COMPARE TO THE FRENCH, YOU ARE SHITTING IN YOUR OWN CEREAL BOWL.

FINLAND IS A PATHETIC COUNTRY, A BUNCH OF FUCKING RUSSIAN CANTS, WITH A BARRIER TO CALL A COUNTRY FINLAND INSTEAD OF RUSSIA. THE FRENCH AS DO THE ITALIANS AND THE GERMANS PITY YOU.. YES COMERADE, THEY PITY YOU, AND THEY ALL HATE YOU. IF FINLAND IS SUCH A GOOD COUNTRY, WHY DID ALMOST EVERY COUNTRY IN EUROPE WANT IT OUT OF THE EU AND MADE FUN OF THE FOOD TRANSISTOR APPLICATION FINLAND HELD FOR EUROPEAN FOOD?

FINLAND IS A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE DONT EAT. THEY DONT AFFORD GOOD FOOD LIKE THE FRENCH. PEOPLES CLOTHES ARE FUNNY AND GREY, OLD AND TATTERED.. THE WOMAN NEVER TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES, WHEN THEY TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES YOU CAN SMELL THE SWEAT ON THEIR CUBBY UNDERARMS. FINLAND NEVER FOUGHT AND WON ANYTHING. YOU ARE ONLY INDEPENDANT BECAUSE RUSSIA LET YOU !!!!! YES THEY LET YOU, THEY GAVE YOU THEIR COUNTRY, TOO MAKE MORE OF A MESS WITH IT THEN THEY DID. FINNISH PEOPLE ARENT SCANDINAVIAN, I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE JUDJED AS BEING WIERD BECAUSE THEY ARE

FROM SCANDINAVIA BUT FROM OTHER COUNTRIES THEN FINLAND

FINLAND GIVES SCANDINAVIA A BAD NAME.

YOU ARE A TRUFULLY PITYFULL MAN. ALL THAT GARBAGE ABOUT SATAN ON YOUR HOME SITE, WELL BEING FINNISH I GUESS SATAN IS THE ONLY PIG WHO'LL EVER BE YOUR FRIEND.... AS DOES THE REST OF THER WORLD EXCEPT RUSSIA, I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU NIILO. VERY SORRY.


Suomeksi - in finnish


Date: 10. helmikuuta 2001
Subject: Vai että niin...!!

Minä luin nuo teidän kirjoitukset siitä, kuinka kauhea ja järkyttävä maa Ranska on! Ja ihmisetkin ovat kuulemma aivan hirveitä! Nuo määreet ovat pelkkää potaskaa! Ranskassa ehkä on vääryyttä, mutta niin on Suomessakin ja muualla euroopassa. Ja jos jotkut ovat tehneet sellaista mikä ei sinusta ole oikein, niin älä syytä siitä kaikkia! Ei me Suomalaisetkaan mitään pyhimyksiä olla! Että muista se!!!

(Niilo Paasivirta)