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French people stink of garlic and of even more vile things! Those morons send me pathetic defensive rants (updated 2001-12-27).

101 good reasons to hate France and french people!

  1. Nuclear bombing of Mururoa
  2. Prohibiting crypting in the net and elsewhere
  3. Their "cars" freeze in cold climate! Doors won't open, battery freezes, heating systems suck, etc. They don't know anything about winter!
  4. Their "food" causes diarrhoea (diarrhea for you stupid yanks and your perverse "english"!)
  5. Their wine, which is like stagnant sewer water. They export that piss and ask a high price of it!
  6. Their "language", that they think is so great that no other languages should be used anywhere! I hope they forbid french language in Finland.
  7. Their "music" is just AWFUL!
  8. Their stupid TV channels which defile the cables even here in Finland!
  9. Stupid soft porno on their TV
  10. They don't wash their teeth - they expend the lowest amount of toothbrushes per person in Europe!
  11. Slimy french gigolos, only greek and spanish ones are even MORE repulsive!
  12. For some reason they take great pride in the meaningless massacre they call "le grande revolution".

Pathetic defensive rantings they have sent me!

Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2000
Subject: Poor man

I am very sorry for you but I am French and I am very proud of my old and powerful country.I am a History tea cher and I know and you know that France is the world's fourth largest economic power...I can understand that you feel inferior because your small country is so poor compared to France.

France has a strong economy and a great culture which everybody loves around the world,except you and any other strange and ignorant people. You are FRUSTRATED and you hate France because my country is a Europe's leader and a world's leader.France,like all the rich countries,belong to the G7. We have friends all over the world:Germany,England,Japan,Canada and the USA are the allies and the friends of France because these countries have the same way of life than ours.You hate France because you live in a under-developed country:for me,Finland is like Russia.You must have a sad life.I am very sorry if you feel inferior but here in France,we know we live in an IMPORTANT country.

Bye poor man,

(Niilo Paasivirta)