WHAT A DUMBASS SITE

LET'S BE SERIOUS (YEAH, RIGHT), THIS IS MOCKERY. THE SITE IS ERATIC AND TOO STUPID (THOUGH MOST CHRISTIANS APPEAR THIS WAY) C'MON, WHIRLING UNDERWEAR IN THE WASHER BRINGS FORTH IMPURE THOUGHTS...THAT IS FROM A STABLE MIND?

HOWEVER, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT santa LOVES YOU AND WANTS YOU TO ENJOY LIFE. NONE OF THIS PIOUS BOOTLICKING. GET OUT THERE, HAVE A GOOD TIME! ENJOY YOUR OWN NATURAL CARNAL NATURE! MAKE YOUR OWN WAY AND CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY.JESUS, REALLY...A GUY WHO WORE A DRESS AND SANDALS, BUMMING AROUND WITH 12 OTHER GUYS, ALWAYS WANTED CHILDREN TO COME UNTO HIM. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BASTARD. LET'S FACE IT, MARY WAS SUPPOSEDLY 15 YEARS OLD WHEN GOD (THE COSMIC RAPIST PEDOPHILE) COCKBLOCKED JOSEPH, TOOK HIS WIFE AND GAVE HER THE COSMIC HUMP. THEN LITTLE BASTARD JESUS WAS SPAWNED. COURSE THAT KID WAS (the f-word)ED UP.
I BET HE GATHERED CHILDREN IN SECRET TO SODMIZE THEM AND SPURT HOLY SEED IN THEIR LITTLE FACES.

(the f-word) THE CHRISTIAN GOD. santa MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY. LOOK WHAT GOD DOES, MAN..GIVES YOU ALL SORTS OF NATURAL URGES, NEEDS, INSTINCTS, THEN PROHIBITS YOU FROM ENJOYING THEM. GIVES MAN FREE (the f-word)ING WILL, FREE WILL HERE, BUT (the f-word) HELP YOU IF YOU EXERCISE IT, CAUSE IF IT ISN'T USING IT TO FOLLOW GOD'S WHIMS HE'LL ANAL (the f-word) YOU STRAIGHT TO THE LAKE OF FIRE. WHAT THE (the f-word) KIND OF SICK SADISTIC ANUS LICKER IS THAT!?!?

STICK WITH santa, TREAT YOUR CHILDREN TO santa, LOVE santa!
(poo-poo) AND PISS ON A BIBLE, BURN A (the f-word)ING CHURCH, NAIL A DEAD CAT TO A PRIEST'S DOOR. HELL, THESE PRIESTS JUST WANT TO REAM LITTLE BOYS ANYWAY, THEY ARE USELESS.

PRAISE SANTA, ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LORD OF DARKNESS.
EMBRACE THE DAWNSTAR LORD WITH OPEN ARMS.