"if She Weighs The Same As A Duck...

[Papal Spotter]

then she's made of wood!"

"and therefore...."

"....A witch!!!!"

Ahh Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

Out of an interesting comment made by a friend, I'm curious as to your opinion of this movie of King Arthur and his Knights searching for the Holy Grail...only to be thwarted by the french (probably their only glorious moment in their history...lol)

[a27386]

Interesting topic.

And just to take it a bit further...

NP, you say on your site that you are an expert in witch hunting. What technique do you have? How do you tell if someones a witch?

-A.H.-

[Niilo Paasivirta]

NP, you say on your site that you are an expert in witch hunting. What technique do you have? How do you tell if someones a witch?

Usually we catch them while they are dancing naked around a fire in the middle of woods in the night. Those cases are rather obvious.

However, I'm often called by the parents to check if their child is a witch. In that case, the first thing is to search the child's room while she is at school. We look for pentagrams, magic wands, crystals, occult books, etc. (there's a long checklist, but I won't repeat it here - there's a slim change that children find this guestbook even when it's not in the Internet, and use the list to avoid detection). When parents are already concerned, it's rare that we find the child innocent. The child's diary often tells everything in detail. It's often interesting to search for the diary - they have clever hiding places. Under a floorboard, inside her stereos, buried deep in her underwear, etc.

[Papal Sniper]

NP, you say on your site that you are an expert in witch hunting. What technique do you have? How do you tell if someones a witch?

Usually we catch them while they are dancing naked around a fire in the middle of woods in the night. Those cases are rather obvious.

However, I'm often called by the parents to check if their child is a witch. In that case, the first thing is to search the child's room while she is at school. We look for pentagrams, magic wands, crystals, occult books, etc. (there's a long checklist, but I won't repeat it here - there's a slim change that children find this guestbook even when it's not in the Internet, and use the list to avoid detection). When parents are already concerned, it's rare that we find the child innocent. The child's diary often tells everything in detail. It's often interesting to search for the diary - they have clever hiding places. Under a floorboard, inside her stereos, buried deep in her underwear, etc.

Any one else notice how all the singular pronouns in Niilo's post are female? I think in the cases he's talking about, he just enjoys rummaging through girls' things, going through  their underwear, and watching them dance "naked around a fire in the middle of woods in the night". None of the examples he gave prove that a person is a witch. The dancing naked thing could very well refer to some rowdy teenagers. Having pentagrams, magic wands or crystals means nothing. Maybe they have a collection or something. What exactly constitutes an "occult book", anyway? I'm also pretty certain that searching a person's room and going through their personal effects without their permission is not exactly legal...I know this won't affect Niilo's practices at all, so please don't respond to the above part.

I too am curious as to Niilo's ideas on the wonderful comedy film by Monty Python.

[a27386]

NP, you say on your site that you are an expert in witch hunting. What technique do you have? How do you tell if someones a witch?

Usually we catch them while they are dancing naked around a fire in the middle of woods in the night. Those cases are rather obvious.

However, I'm often called by the parents to check if their child is a witch. In that case, the first thing is to search the child's room while she is at school. We look for pentagrams, magic wands, crystals, occult books, etc. (there's a long checklist, but I won't repeat it here - there's a slim change that children find this guestbook even when it's not in the Internet, and use the list to avoid detection). When parents are already concerned, it's rare that we find the child innocent. The child's diary often tells everything in detail. It's often interesting to search for the diary - they have clever hiding places. Under a floorboard, inside her stereos, buried deep in her underwear, etc.

Any one else notice how all the singular pronouns in Niilo's post are female? I think in the cases he's talking about, he just enjoys rummaging through girls' things, going through  their underwear, and watching them dance "naked around a fire in the middle of woods in the night". None of the examples he gave prove that a person is a witch. The dancing naked thing could very well refer to some rowdy teenagers. Having pentagrams, magic wands or crystals means nothing. Maybe they have a collection or something. What exactly constitutes an "occult book", anyway? I'm also pretty certain that searching a person's room and going through their personal effects without their permission is not exactly legal...I know this won't affect Niilo's practices at all, so please don't respond to the above part.

I too am curious as to Niilo's ideas on the wonderful comedy film by Monty Python.

Papal Sniper makes a good point here NP, what do you do about male witches? Do you go through their underwear dawers and read their journals as well?

-A.H.-

[Niilo Paasivirta]

Papal Sniper makes a good point here NP, what do you do about male witches? Do you go through their underwear dawers and read their journals as well?

Male witches are much more rare than female witches. Around this city, there has been only a couple of cases. Of course, all things about witches apply to male witches as well.

What comes to underwear etc., are you somehow aroused by those things because you keep mentioning them?  Such perversion is a deadly sin!

[a27386]

What comes to underwear etc., are you somehow aroused by those things because you keep mentioning them? Such perversion is a deadly sin!

Actually, it was you who first mentioned underwear. I have only mentioned them that first time.

It's often interesting to search for the diary - they have clever hiding places. Under a floorboard, inside her stereos, buried deep in her underwear, etc. 

The only reason I mentioned them was because I wondered if you would follow the same procedure for the males. For some reason you always feel the need to atack, and accuse, instead of being able to have a level-headed conversation.

Male witches are much more rare than female witches.

Further more, I aggree that while male witches are not as "in the spotlight", if you will, It's not as though they are un-heard of. Infact, they are probably as common as female witches here in North America. Just an interesting fact for you.  

Now, I would like to here your thoughts on Monty Python, do tell.

-A.H.-

 

[Celor: Neutrally Aligned.]

What comes to underwear etc., are you somehow aroused by those things because you keep mentioning them?  Such perversion is a deadly sin!

Hehe, who here thinks that Niilo is aroused by such things? *Raises hand* I do. Lol, you are one sick mother dude.

[Niilo Paasivirta]

What comes to underwear etc., are you somehow aroused by those things because you keep mentioning them?  Such perversion is a deadly sin!

Hehe, who here thinks that Niilo is aroused by such things? *Raises hand* I do. Lol, you are one sick mother dude.

It's that "a27386" who keeps mentioning underwear, not me. You seem to have difficulty noticing who is writing?

[Papal Sniper]

In case people haven't noticed, this post is not about anyone's underwear fetishes. It is about "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", and more specifically Niilo's opinion of it. I'd like to thank everyone involved (including myself) for that little sidetrack, but could we please get back to the topic?

[matti]

What comes to underwear etc., are you somehow aroused by those things because you keep mentioning them?  Such perversion is a deadly sin!

Hehe, who here thinks that Niilo is aroused by such things? *Raises hand* I do. Lol, you are one sick mother dude.

It's that "a27386" who keeps mentioning underwear, not me. You seem to have difficulty noticing who is writing?

I don't have any difficulties to follow who is writing. That's You. Only the name is changing!  

[bengel]

LOL@Matti   !!!

You could be right, you know    

[Niilo Paasivirta]

LOL@Matti   !!!

You could be right, you know  

So it's this Matti writing all the posts?    

[matti]

LOL@Matti  !!!

You could be right, you know  

So it's this Matti writing all the posts?  

No! I have started drinking because of reading your post! Today I'm drinking 24h per day and reading your post days and nights!!! I have understood thats the way  if I want to be a good christian!!!!

[a27386]

What comes to underwear etc., are you somehow aroused by those things because you keep mentioning them?  Such perversion is a deadly sin!

Hehe, who here thinks that Niilo is aroused by such things? *Raises hand* I do. Lol, you are one sick mother dude.

It's that "a27386" who keeps mentioning underwear, not me. You seem to have difficulty noticing who is writing?

NP, you were the first to mention underwear. I only mentioned them in question of you. (And only on 1 ocasion other than this, because YOU BROUGHT IT UP) .

-A.H.-