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anti-conan
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« on: February 04, 2005, 09:51:00 AM »

No one is perfect but Jesus. Let us make this a place for us to repent our mistakes.

I once spit toothpaste on a nightcrawler, only to see the poor animal writhing in pain, ohh God please forgive me.

And i also once ate a lot of laxatives, so i could skip school pretending i had diarehea.



And now it is time for santaists to come forward in the light of Christ, and you will be granted absolution for your sins.
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2005, 01:52:13 PM »

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No one is perfect but Jesus. Let us make this a place for us to repent our mistakes.

I once spit toothpaste on a nightcrawler, only to see the poor animal writhing in pain, ohh God please forgive me.

And i also once ate a lot of laxatives, so i could skip school pretending i had diarehea.



And now it is time for santaists to come forward in the light of Christ, and you will be granted absolution for your sins.
NP is not here anymore. We send him to Saudi Arabia and he is trying to find Jesus by being the newspaperreporter of The Riad Times. Last information we got is that "he is in 2 different places" at the same time. Do you know what the hell it could mean?Huh  
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2005, 09:13:31 AM »

Hmm.. bimaterialization, only Gods most powerfull servants are able to do so!(and santaists too), And yet you do not belive his testimony!!.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2005, 04:34:10 PM »

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Hmm.. bimaterialization, only Gods most powerfull servants are able to do so!(and santaists too), And yet you do not belive his testimony!!.
Maybe NP is a santaist and is trying to fool you Wink  
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2005, 12:55:22 PM »

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Hmm.. bimaterialization, only Gods most powerfull servants are able to do so!(and santaists too), And yet you do not belive his testimony!!.
Maybe NP is a santaist and is trying to fool you Wink
But YOU are the one trying to indulge doubt about the holy letters in the bible!.
You can always know a good person when you see him fight for the one true God and his holy book.
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2005, 02:06:56 PM »

Well how can you be sure that what is written in the Bible is true.
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Wolfram Meinegott
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2005, 07:03:29 PM »

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Well how can you be sure that what is written in the Bible is true.
Because it is the word of God himself. Why would God bother to lie?  

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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2005, 11:08:10 AM »

When a crime is comitted, we always knows how to find the guilty, a santaists have bimaterialized so that they can claim to have an alibi!!. That is why christians sometimes are convicted guilty in non-christian states, because a witch have shapedshifted and done a crime with his apperance!!!.

God bless modern science and the oppertunities it gives!.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2005, 02:28:40 AM »

I once had an evil thought about all the infidels, communists and non-believers, who are questioning true christianity and commiting the acts of
blasphemy, mockery and demon worshipping in these pages.
but then I prayed the Lord for his forgiveness and donated a bible for the homeless man, who was freezing to death in the street in
front of our house, that he would not die before reaching the word of GOD!
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2005, 10:25:11 AM »

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I once had an evil thought about all the infidels, communists and non-believers, who are questioning true christianity and commiting the acts of
blasphemy, mockery and demon worshipping in these pages.
Where in that was the sin(evil thought?)?, God hate those people!.
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but then I prayed the Lord for his forgiveness and donated a bible for the homeless man, who was freezing to death in the street in
front of our house, that he would not die before reaching the word of GOD!
A true christian act!.
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2005, 02:53:32 PM »

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Well how can you be sure that what is written in the Bible is true.
Because it is the word of God himself. Why would God bother to lie?  

Wolfram Meinegott
Why would God bother to use human hands to write his message down? Can't he write himself?
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2005, 06:52:58 PM »

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Why would God bother to use human hands to write his message down? Can't he write himself?
Firstly,God, in his almighty wisdom, created men and gave men the god ability to write, and there is only three matters worth writing
about;" the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost"Do you really think God would have given men the ability to write  without an holy purpose to write of , YOU BLASPHEMER AND INFIDEL!!!!!
obviously you have made an pathetic attemp to be "humouristic" and "sarcastic" in your "writings".well,
I have news for you! YOU SUCK.There is nothing to joke about IN OUR HOLY CHRISTIAN GOD!!!!JOKING ABOUT GOD IS BLASPHEMY, YOU VERY STUPID&UNHOLY PERSON!
YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!
 
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2005, 07:43:38 PM »

Ad hominem argument.   Try to stay polite, please.
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2005, 08:05:38 PM »

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Why would God bother to use human hands to write his message down? Can't he write himself?
Firstly,God, in his almighty wisdom, created men and gave men the god ability to write, and there is only three matters worth writing
about;" the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost"Do you really think God would have given men the ability to write  without an holy purpose ?
obviously you have made an attemp to be "humouristic" and "sarcastic" in your "writings".well,
I have news for you!.There is nothing to joke about IN OUR HOLY CHRISTIAN GOD!!!!JOKING ABOUT GOD IS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!BLASPHEMERS SHALL BURN IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!!!!!!
polite enough?
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2005, 08:51:32 PM »

Yes, thanks Smiley
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