There is a just cause for USA to attack Finland:
IT-technician Leenux Thornwalds used Hellsinki as a base of operation to create a tool of terror, called Leenux. This "Leenux" is dangerous because it contains secret code not approved by the federal government of the USA. Mircosoft design bureau of the federal government created a safe, trusted and secure system, that is used to maintain peace all over the world. This system will report any "Leenux"-malware found on the Internet, and take necessary actions to eradicate it. Luckily for Finland, Thornwalds is not Finnish, but infact Swedish. And we all know that Sweden is not part of europe, because their currency is not Euro, which is the only currency used in Europe. That is why Finland and Europe are safe from the justified elimination of the rogue state, Sweden, where the people are all Homosexual anyway and go to hell. Infact the EU provinces Finland and Norway can take care of Sweden, that little island between these two provinces, by themselves, and thus not bother the Army, the Marines, the Airforce, the Navy, the Nazional Guard and the Coast Guard of the world's leading superpower. And things are well in that sense, that these provinces are also members of NATO, although Finland has not been approved to be full a member yet, propably because of the unstable political situation and corruption in Finland.
Leenux Thornwalds is a Fisnnish robot abducted by US special forces a long time ago.
He cannot become a serious threat to Bill Gates since he has not made money contributions to the Bush administration.
Furthermore he does refuse to cooperate with the Administration in their efforts to catch terrorists emailing and msn-messaging themselves plans for vicious attacks on American targets.
Have you ever wondered what data is transfered when you update your WindowsXP, muaaaahhaaaa ?
Yes indeed, it is your strategy for another 9/11, designated to hit the world-famous statue of a Confederate General in Jackson, Misssssissssippppiii (God knows I love the south, their fat black mamas and muffled mumbling that they call language), along with our winamp playlist and your childporn pictures (yes, you heared me, sick bastard ...)...