Finnish Love

[misty]

i had to laugh reading your guide to finland, i am english with a finnish bloke and  he is anything but a bad lover, some other things i can agree with you on, but that they are bad lovers well sorry but mines better than any english man, spose that aint too hard though really
 

[Piously Aligned]

That is ridiculous. You must be mistaken!

Anyhow, we all know a good lover is a man who only has sex to conceive children. This should be done in the missionary position and in a strictly technical fashion. Meanwhile the woman must lie motionless and in no case enjoy. The act should be finished as soon as possible as long as the previous rules are not broken in an attempt to speed it up.

A bad lover on the other hand fails to figure out where to put it. This is rather normal as you're not supposed to discuss or read about these things.

The rest are not lovers, but evil sinners!

[Wolfram Meinegott]

Piously aligned, while the holy scriptures state that the main reason for sexual interaction is the production of offspring, there are also other good reasons for it.

To quote np (http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/gameofsanta/#lesbians):

"Lesbianism in holy matrimony!

There is one very important thingh about lesbian behaviour: it is NOT always a deadly sin if practiced WITHIN THE HOLY MATRIMONY for the PLEASURE OF THE HUSBAND! This is proven in the Bible!

Lesbianism is not always evil! The truth is, the Holy Bible says homosexual men are evil, not true lesbians. At every point, bible says thou shalt to have sex with other MEN. True Christianity therefore does not condemn True Lesbianism. Another fact: it is pleasurable for men to watch two women having sex. On the other hand, there is nothing more revolting than two homo men.

Originally, it was perfectly ok for one man to have many wives, says the Bible. So it has always been natural for the wifes to enjoy each other when the man was away. Also, wifes had sex with each other for the pleasure of their husband. So, lesbianism is perfectly fine for wifes of their own husband. This is True Lesbianism! Of course, it is unnatural to have two women living together. That is a deadly SIN! Only when a man has MANY WIFES, may lesbianism be practiced for the pleasure of the man. "

misty, are you currently still your husbands only wife?

Wolfram Meinegott

[Piously Aligned]

You have a point, but this thread is not about whether Finnish women are good lovers or not. Anyhow, it is very important to be fruitful, to multiply and to spill your seed into correct places. If your wives doing things to each other helps in that, there's nothing wrong with it.

[HerranRuoska]

You have a point, but this thread is not about whether Finnish women are good lovers or not. Anyhow, it is very important to be fruitful, to multiply and to spill your seed into correct places. If your wives doing things to each other helps in that, there's nothing wrong with it.

The wurc of voman is to pe Under the Foot of her Man because the Man is like God because Jesus = God is a Man and devil is a woman, Tere is two sexes in the wurld: wone is Intelligent ant the udder is tupid; wone is Good and the udder is pad; wone is God and the udder is devil; wone is the Male Man ant the udder is the vemale voman. Voman is sinful but she can have some  good use wen shee gives Birth to the Sons of the graete Man. But if the woman is doing Male things like wearing Trousers or having an Orkasm then the voman is Devi,l ant she must pe purned on the Pile of the Long Vood Pieses (i dont now wat it be in the Englishe tongue). No woman shall ever have an Orkasm pegause that is an Apomination in teh eyes of Kod ant if she haz an Orgazm then she izs a Vitzch and must pe purned pegauze Only Men are suposed tohave Any gind of Enshoiyment vrom the Zexual kongress ant if A Whoman entjoyz that Zeksuval orkasm then she iz not a woman put a Vitzch Hore Apomination