Tell Me This Is A Joke.

[Zephyr-chan]

Tell me this is just a sad joke, that someone put this site up as a practical joke and that all these stupid people just latched on and took it seriously. Or...are there really people out there stupid enough to believe that santa is corrupting children through pokemon cards?

[The Universal Migrator]

they are evil, when they stare at you with those beady eyes and scream with those high pitched voices, it scares the crap outta me    

[Wolfram Meinegott]

Did thou not read through to the bottom of the page, where it says many times "This is not a joke".

As the author of the page says, lying is evil, and that all liars will be immediately condemned to eternal damnation, I am confirmed that he cannot have been lying.

Are you suggesting that the author is a liar? That is most unkindly of you, for remember that "Thou shall not doubt your neighbour, who is taking thou to the salvation and truth". You should study his words and weigh them in your heart so that you would find the truth in them, and helping to spread truth.

For those are truely blind are not those who cannot see, but those who cannot understand what they see!

Yours sincerely,

Wolfram Meinegott
Sauerheim, BM

[Karasu-Anata]

Did thou not read through to the bottom of the page, where it says many times "This is not a joke".

Somebody should let np know that all the "not's" in "this is not a joke" form a happy little pride rainbow  

[SAD!]

LOL THIS IS PATHETIC!
LOL IVE SINNED AND ITS COOL!
ROCK ON METALLICA!
ROCK ON WARHAMMER 40000!
ROCK ON ropelayING GAMES
AND WHO COULD FORGET PRE-MARITUAL SEX!
NOW THATS A GOOD THING MMMM HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS!
I LOVE SEX AND MASTERBAITON AND PORNOGRAPHY
AND THE NUMBER 666 RULZ ALL THE WAY THATS MY NUMBERPLATE!
SO (the f-word) JESUS CHRIST IN THE ASS OMG I ALMOST FORGOT
SODOMY WITH WOMEN RULZ!

[Guest]

Did thou not read through to the bottom of the page, where it says many times "This is not a joke".

Somebody should let np know that all the "not's" in "this is not a joke" form a happy little pride rainbow

Actually another point Double Negative Equals Posistive so 6 times
NPNPNP

It is actually a joke

[Wolfram Meinegott]

Niilo cannot be joking - he is a strict adherent to the true religion, as he expresses in

http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/gameofsatan/

May he prosper long and be blessed with many faithful and loving wives!

Wolfram Meinegott
Sauerheim, BM

[sierra]

i just happen to be a witch. Before you say it, yes I'm sure iI will have a wonderful time burning in hell and  I'm sure I'll get a killler sun tan, thanks for asking! Come on now where are you getting your information?  THis is a totally earth based religon tha t doesn't BELIVE IN santa! Get this i am an 11 year old girl who lives in a town that has a christan churh on every corner. I love rock , I wear jeans, jealrey, make-up, watch tv, are a vegitarian, lives next door to a happy landscape arcitect, loves animals( I have 2 dogs )and little kids, don't know the devil, whould never hurt a thing, love sci-fi and fantasy,love star trek, live in the us(gasp, the thing on the flag is called a star), don't have supernaatraul powers, don't lie adn would never take drugs( it's totally against my religon), and all those other things that you thindk are bad , but absalutly no pornography, sex, obsesstion with death(blood is gross), and all the other stuff like that.( I'm afraid of the dard)rockstarbaby@direcway.com please write to me. i wsh you eturnal happiness, love, and knolage.   Blessed be.  

[anti-conan]

WRONG, no witch have ever escaped the firestorms of God!.
i urge you to read this message to all witches, and to join the sheeps in the herd of jesus. all witches and evil wiccans worship santa when they during samhain worship the dead in hell, and the horned "god" SANTA!, it's terrifying. confess, it is flames now, or forever at the final day of doom.

[Karasu-Anata]

Actually another point Double Negative Equals Posistive so 6 times NPNPNP

I don't get it, but I'll take your word for it.

Posted on Apr 22 2004, 04:35 PM
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 WRONG, no witch have ever escaped the firestorms of God!.
i urge you to read this message to all witches, and to join the sheeps in the herd of jesus. all witches and evil wiccans worship santa when they during samhain worship the dead in hell, and the horned "god" SANTA!, it's terrifying. confess, it is flames now, or forever at the final day of doom.

anti-conan, how did you ever survive this long without a brain? First of all, the Horned God is NOT S atan. That was a lie made up by the Christians running around trying to convert people. They thought that if they convinced people that the Horned God was some kind of evil "devil" people would be more eager to convert. Second, if you look you'll find that a lot of Christian holidays and saints days are pasted right over top of older, pagan holidays. This was done because the Christians figured "well heck, if they're gonna keep celebrating them anyway, we might as well make these days into OUR holy days" Hence Samhain becoming Halloween and Beltaine becoming May Day, or something like that.

As a pagan, I find your lack of credible infromation about my religion to be very insulting. Before you start spouting that sort of crap, you ought to do some research. Cause honestly, you're making yourself look like an ignorant tool.

join the sheeps in the herd of jesus.

I can't believe how proud you are of being a brainless follower. Does being a sheep who does what he's told without ever questioning it really make you that happy?

[Wolfram Meinegott]

i just happen to be a witch. Before you say it, yes I'm sure iI will have a wonderful time burning in hell and  I'm sure I'll get a killler sun tan, thanks for asking! Come on now where are you getting your information?  THis is a totally earth based religon tha t doesn't BELIVE IN santa! Get this i am an 11 year old girl who lives in a town that has a christan churh on every corner. I love rock , I wear jeans, jealrey, make-up, watch tv, are a vegitarian, lives next door to a happy landscape arcitect, loves animals( I have 2 dogs )and little kids, don't know the devil, whould never hurt a thing, love sci-fi and fantasy,love star trek, live in the us(gasp, the thing on the flag is called a star), don't have supernaatraul powers, don't lie adn would never take drugs( it's totally against my religon), and all those other things that you thindk are bad , but absalutly no pornography, sex, obsesstion with death(blood is gross), and all the other stuff like that.( I'm afraid of the dard)rockstarbaby@direcway.com please write to me. i wsh you eturnal happiness, love, and knolage.   Blessed be.

Get this i am an 11 year old girl who lives in a town that has a christan churh on every corner.

Eleven year olds should not be allowed to browse the Internet on their own without parental and spiritual supervsing, for Internet is the road to damnation!

Wolfram Meinegott
Sauerheim, BM

[Sierra]

I'm sorry you feel that way and that you are one of those people who belives that pre-teens such as myself are very unmature. Spiritul guildence? My mother is fully supportive of my involvement in witchcaft and finds me mature enough to search the web on my own and would fully aggree on everything Karsu-anata stated(as do I). If the internet is a road to damnation, why are you on it?

[Yani the Lesbian]

It is always great fun to see what happened here on these forums when you have too be busy to really read or answer messages here  

Somebody should let np know that all the "not's" in "this is not a joke" form a happy little pride rainbow

*chuckles*
Rainbow Pride... that makes me think of something... Lemme search my computer...
*points to her avatar*  

Anyway... Messages as the one you are replying on made me wonder for some time already. Because I cannot load those pages, not here at home or at the company (two complete different providers). Friends from other countries assured me that they could load the page.

Yesterday I was for my work in Germany. I asked the person I was visiting (which I know very well), if I could use her computer for a moment... and I was not very suprised to see that the page loaded.

In the afternoon back at the company I asked our systemadministrator if he had an explanation for that. He told me that it is very simple. When you know the IP-number or IP-mask it is very easy to block IP-traffic to a site. He even demonstrated it to me. He showed me a program that controles the IP-traffic from and to our network. And just by entering a IP-mask he could block complete providers from access to our website..

This also explains that when I became ill and was not here on these forums for some time NP must have thought I left. When I came back and made clear that I could load the pages there was a silly excuse about caches (which was explained to me as not possible) and suddenly the page was not there anymore.

So it looks that all the screaming and complaining of NP that he was censored, was nonsense.... Even more, he is the one who is censoring...

(And no, you are not following Dutch laws by doing this... The site is located in Finland and the laws of Finland are effective on it).

[Yani the Lesbian]

I'm sorry you feel that way and that you are one of those people who belives that pre-teens such as myself are very unmature. Spiritul guildence? My mother is fully supportive of my involvement in witchcaft and finds me mature enough to search the web on my own and would fully aggree on everything Karsu-anata stated(as do I). If the internet is a road to damnation, why are you on it?

Don't let it get to you. This kind of narrow minded people only care about themselves and think all that are different are evil or at least inferior.

Although not being pagan (in the most used meaning that is) I have a lot of interest in Wicca religions. For the most the are more "human" as the crap you find on the pages of NP. I like this site called Wicca, the religion a lot.

And you might find this site about Bible Abuse (A Response to the Abusive Use of the Bible Against Homosexuals and Lesbians and All Others Oppressed and Alienated by Religion) also very interesting.

Take care...

[anti-conan]

Posted on Apr 22 2004, 04:35 PM
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 WRONG, no witch have ever escaped the firestorms of God!.
i urge you to read this message to all witches, and to join the sheeps in the herd of jesus. all witches and evil wiccans worship santa when they during samhain worship the dead in hell, and the horned "god" SANTA!, it's terrifying. confess, it is flames now, or forever at the final day of doom.

anti-conan, how did you ever survive this long without a brain? First of all, the Horned God is NOT S atan. That was a lie made up by the Christians running around trying to convert people. They thought that if they convinced people that the Horned God was some kind of evil "devil" people would be more eager to convert. Second, if you look you'll find that a lot of Christian holidays and saints days are pasted right over top of older, pagan holidays. This was done because the Christians figured "well heck, if they're gonna keep celebrating them anyway, we might as well make these days into OUR holy days" Hence Samhain becoming Halloween and Beltaine becoming May Day, or something like that.

As a pagan, I find your lack of credible infromation about my religion to be very insulting. Before you start spouting that sort of crap, you ought to do some research. Cause honestly, you're making yourself look like an ignorant tool.

join the sheeps in the herd of jesus.

I can't believe how proud you are of being a brainless follower. Does being a sheep who does what he's told without ever questioning it really make you that happy?

aheemm, i will just ignore the unrefined insults and go straight to the point...


the general image of santa with horns and goat legs does not come from the bible, that idea rather comes from pan or the celtic horned god, just like the image of hell as an underground world of the dead proberly comes from scandinavian cultures "hel" (it's basicly the same word). the bible does not give a clear definition of hell or the devil, only hints of what happend to evil people when they die and whos the enemies of God, and that's not working for a culture imperialistic invasion army, so we just used your religious symbols, inverted into something bad, against you to build a bridge to heaven. so from a christian point of view santa equals both "the horned god", hel and most other heathen ideas.((naughty name) is not santa/devil in christian,btw, the tempter of Jesus on the mountian takes that role,)