Lame

[†Daemon†]

Holy (poo-poo), this is one majorly lame ass forum.

This is some serious bull(poo-poo). I mean d**n, why don't you cynical "Christian" (the f-word)s just shut up? All of you and your so called "Christian" ways. If you were true (the f-word) christians you wouldn't judge those you do not know, nor would you make dumbass assumptions upon things you've never tried. I'll see you all in hell. Yeah, as if it exists.

According to Dante's Inferno, you hypocrites will burn more than I shall, even though I am a santaist and think for myself, as most of us smart people do.

My thoughts on Christianity:
It's (the f-word) lame. What is the point in putting restrictions on what you can and can't do with your life when there is no physical proof of what you believe in?  No the bible is in no way proof of anything. It's been translated so many (the f-word) times it might just be the opposite of what it was meant to be. For all we know, santa wrote it to confuse all the dumbasses to keep them out of his kingdom. I'm hoping my theories are correct, which some of them most likely are due to my sheer genius.

(the f-word) yeah.

†Daemon†

[†Daemon†]

god d amnit. these (the f-word)ing filters are really (the f-word)ing lame.
Congrats on the lamest god da mn forum in the known universe fu ckface

(note to owner, you're incomprehencably idiotic and there are always ways to get around Homosexual a ss filters such as these.)

[Karasu-Anata]

~laughs~
A refreshing change of pace. I think more people should listen to S atanists...they have such a unique perspective on things.

[†Daemon†]

*bows* thank you. i tend to mix a few Wi ccan traditions in with my studies as well. helps to take the edge off things when they get a little odd.  

[-wyvern]

The more diverse the better, I say. Although if our friend niilo found out you were a santaist he'd probably try to convert you by yammering at you until your ears fell off. Just call him a bloated cancerous wart on the anus of humanity, his filters won't stop that.

[†Daemon†]

hehe, (the f-word) that, i prefer good old fashioned togue lashing, so to speak.  

[†Daemon†]

hm..it seems he's caught on to our little word rearrangments....(the f-word) lol

[anti-conan]

he'd probably try to convert you by yammering at you until your ears fell off.

don't be afraid my son, just have faith in God, and daemons and other teenage santaists unholy mission will not harm you. praying don't only gives you divine protection, it's what gives you all in life!

[Yani the Lesbian]

daemons and other teenage santaists

So now suddenly all deamons are of teenager age? Hmm... and not long ago, you called me a deamon, but I can assure you that I am not een teenager anymore for a long time.

praying don't only gives you divine protection, it's what gives you all in life

As good Christian you should know that praying does not give anything... praying is something anyone can do, being a true believer is something else (and not I have seen around here). Even I, as complete none-believer, knows and understands that.

 

[deprived]

ok you all seem to like castin the first stone so (the f-word) off kiss my santaistic a ss  i hope all you bible pushin dill wholes  die so i could get some virgin tail i need to get laid and all you bible pushin pu ssi es are killing my mojo

[-wyvern]

You aren't exactly being polite, either... We (by which I mean all the people who are trying to teach np to stop being such a bigoted wreck) respect people who use logical arguments etc. etc.

By which I mean, whenever I lose my temper and call him a poisonous, censoring little squirt with an overblown impression of his own self importance, it is because I have given the process much thought and come to the conclusion he is in fact a poisonous, censoring little squirt with an overblown impression of his own self importance.

[Anonymous Hero]

ok you all seem to like castin the first stone so (the f-word) off kiss my santaistic a ss  i hope all you bible pushin dill wholes  die so i could get some virgin tail i need to get laid and all you bible pushin pu ssi es are killing my mojo

You have clearly failed to grasp the santaistic principles set forth by late Anton Szandor LaVey. I'm sure there's at least some place where labeling yourself as a santaist will give the desired shock effect but since we are all God fearing people, this forum isn't one of those places. Didn't you know that in 1-to-1 combat against any man of faith, santa is always the loser.
I will include you in my prayers. Now go with God, my child.


 

[Yani the Lesbian]

we are all God fearing people

Speak for yourself please....

[Anonymous Hero]

we are all God fearing people

Speak for yourself please....

Since you have made yourself a spokesperson for the whole Homosexual/lesbian community, I have taken the liberty to speak on behalf of everyone.
 

[Yani the Lesbian]

Since you have made yourself a spokesperson for the whole Homosexual/lesbian community, I have taken the liberty to speak on behalf of everyone.

I made myself what?

So in your point view it is so that when a person stands for the rights of certain group of society and defends their rights in discusion, it makes him/her the spokesperson of the whole group??? Geeh, that gives a new defination for the word spokesperson...

How can I be the spokesperson of the whole Homosexual/lesbian community when some the things I stand for are complete different from what other homosexual people may think. For instance, many homosexual people are religous, while I am not... far from that.

But the liberty you took to speak on behalf of everyone, while knowing that there are lots of people disargeeing with your statement, is rather arrogant!