Seeking to become a concubine

[Nikky]

Greetings, I am one of the many young women seeking a True Christian and serve him as a loyal concubine.

See, I have a boyfriend right now, he is from Florida, where it's very hot, and I am from Massacusetts, where it often snows. He moved here and hates the snow, and is trying to make me move to Florida! I love snow, and as you can see from my plight I would winter much better than most foreign concubines. I am a great cook, too, and I sew well. Saddly, I am much smarter than most of the american women, and it's been a huge problem for me-- as you can imagine. I hope that this can be remedied.

I found this page by looking for bombs that turn people Homosexual on wikipedia and came upon Homokaasu.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homokaasu) Obviously you finns are very scientific and I am inspired by your great innovation, and wish to join up.

[Niilo Paasivirta]

Greetings, I am one of the many young women seeking a True Christian and serve him as a loyal concubine.

See, I have a boyfriend right now, he is from Florida, where it's very hot, and I am from Massacusetts, where it often snows. He moved here and hates the snow, and is trying to make me move to Florida! I love snow, and as you can see from my plight I would winter much better than most foreign concubines.

It's good that you consider only the position of a concubine, because you have already been violated by a boy and thus you cannot ever become one of the wives of a Christian man. Naturally, you must not have anything to do with boys for a certain period before you can become a concubine, and during this time, all possible STD's would have to be tested, etc.

I am a great cook, too, and I sew well.

Those are essential qualities. A concubine, however, is primarily chosen for her appearance and skills in pleasing the man (and the wives). So, many pictures of you, in various states of clothing - including underwear or possibly naked as well, are the first step. You should also describe, in explicit detail, how you would please a man (and/or his wives) in bed.

It is important to also know your age. The earliest age you can legally become a concubine in Finland is 16 years - which is the best time. 30 years is almost certainly too old. Anything in between, depends on how you have aged.

Saddly, I am much smarter than most of the american women, and it's been a huge problem for me-- as you can imagine. I hope that this can be remedied.

Being smart is not a problem, so long as the smarts are used for the proper purposes. A smart concubine knows that she must always be obedient to the husband, and secondly, to the wives, and to serve them at all times. A smart concubine often devises new ways to please and serve her owner.

(This is such an important topic that I split it into a separate thread.)