How to Get the Teenage Girls?

[anti-conan]

  It is important, to be up on your toes, when the little girls of your neighbourhood starts to grow up. If you have contact to other Christian Fathers who have daughters, this just adds to your options.
  First of all, since it is the girls Father, who makes the final decision, you must stay in good standing with him. You must appear as a relieable and rightous man, who can afford and overcome, to support his precious child(ren) - a christian loves his children, so he would never give her away to someone unsucessfull and immoral.

  When you choose your courtsy, you must look for the physical signs that tells, if she is ready for marriage - has she begun, to develop pubic-hair and develop breasts. You can determine her health by looking at her teaths - is her teeths even and uninfected, this says alot about her health standing - is she overtly skinny or obese, has she a pale or have acne. It is important to take these measurements into consideration before marriage, after all, you would like to have a wife, that can work hard every day for many years to come - plus giving birth to several children, preferably a two-digit number.
 
  There are unfortunatly some obstructive laws in most western countries, so you have to be careful not to registre your wedding at the town-hall, if you are close related, she is below a certain age, and so on. Also, it is often forbidden, to have a man-woman relationship, if the woman is below some age. This can be worked around with fake identity. The exact way to to achive such will wary depending on the local laws and legal procedures. Another way to solve this problem to get your wife into your household, would be to simply adopt your wife if she is young enough to do so, though this can be difficult too.
 
  One of the most popular ways to get more wifes, is to agree with your cousins and relatives, that you get each others daughters, when they grow old enough. This way you will almost never run out of fresh wifes. It just requires that you have cousins, who are very morally consious and beliving.

  It has also become more common to order wifes from third-world countries. You can get a russian girl from about 5.000 Euro. It might be worht the money, if the salesman can provide HIV-negative documentation and such -- ofcourse, you think, "this will get expensive!", but really, if you think of this as an investment, it is well worth it - plus you give a innocent woman a chance to live a good Christian live, where she else whould have lived as a poor slut, serving her bestial customers every wish - that's not a life for a Lady.

  Good luck in the never ending struggle for more wifes! 

[bengel]

One of the most popular ways to get more wifes, is to agree with your cousins and relatives, that you get each others daughters, when they grow old enough. This way you will almost never run out of fresh wifes. It just requires that you have cousins, who are very morally consious and beliving.

This kind of reasoning is very attractive, for some people 

[American Girl]

There are unfortunatly some obstructive laws in most western countries, so you have to be careful not to registre your wedding at the town-hall, if you are close related, she is below a certain age, and so on. Also, it is often forbidden, to have a man-woman relationship, if the woman is below some age. This can be worked around with fake identity. The exact way to to achive such will wary depending on the local laws and legal procedures. Another way to solve this problem to get your wife into your household, would be to simply adopt your wife if she is young enough to do so, though this can be difficult too.

What kind of Christian are you!?! A good Christian obeys all the laws! You HAVE to register a wedding if you want to have legitimate wedding, if you don't register then you are not considered married. It is against the law to marry any 1st or 2nd cousins because that is incest and if the girl is underage you can be sent to jail for trying to marry her. Fake identities are illegal and if you adopt a girl then she is considered your child and you are not allowed to marry her, if you do then you get sent to jail.

As a "good" Christian you should be obeying the laws not trying to break them or find ways around them.

[Niilo Paasivirta]

What kind of Christian are you!?! A good Christian obeys all the laws! You HAVE to register a wedding if you want to have legitimate wedding, if you don't register then you are not considered married

Actually, True Christians aren't considered married whether the government has registered something or hasn't! True Christian marriage is marriage under the eyes of God, and government has nothing to do with it, so long as Finnish government is not True Christian. Since it's a government that registers homo marriages, it's even BETTER if we don't register anything with them.

[American Girl]

Actually, True Christians aren't considered married whether the government has registered something or hasn't! True Christian marriage is marriage under the eyes of God, and government has nothing to do with it, so long as Finnish government is not True Christian. Since it's a government that registers homo marriages, it's even BETTER if we don't register anything with them.

If you don't get your marriage registered then the government will not recognize you as married and you will not get the benefits of being married, also if your "wife" decided she didn't love you anymore she could leave you and there would be nothing you could do about it because you are not registered as married.

[Niilo Paasivirta]

If you don't get your marriage registered then the government will not recognize you as married and you will not get the benefits of being married, also if your "wife" decided she didn't love you anymore she could leave you and there would be nothing you could do about it because you are not registered as married.

If you are not married properly in a True Christian ceremony, then God will not recognize you as married and you will be living in sin and fornication! Government has nothing to do with this. The Bible doesn't say that the government marries people! If a True Christian wife leaves her husband she betrays her sacred marriage vow and is not obedient to her husband. As she has free will, she is free to choose eternal torture in Hell, of course. But why would a True Christian take such a disobedient wife in the first place? Are you implicating that you would certainly leave your husband? Why do you want to get married then?

[anti-conan]

Anti-Conan, since when do you call yourself Herr Gonore? I hope it's not an abbreviation for Herr Gonorrhea

  It most certainly is not! And I do not have such lesbian diseases, that God casts upon fornicators.
  And interessting that you must always make references to such sadomaosochistic and lesbianistic related themes. You should be aware, that I am not promiscuity and immoral - I am gratefull for what the Lord hath given unto me.

[bengel]

Well, it seems I touched a tender spot 

I also didn't know that lesbian girls have penises that can become infected with gonnorhea 

Good to hear that you're grateful for this exceptional gift the Lord has given unto you 

[anti-conan]

Well, it seems I touched a tender spot


I also didn't know that lesbian girls have penises that can become infected with gonnorhea


Good to hear that you're grateful for this exceptional gift the Lord has given unto you

  Well, you tell me! I am unaware of the details of lesbians concerns.
  And naturally my honor is a "tender spot". Certainly it is the human-right of every man, to addressed with respect for his person - being grouped with the worst of the lesbian scum, is ultimately the most degrading thing that can happen to a christian mans name.
  Does lesbians have penises? Certainly not if they are christian lesbians, who serve their husbands wishes. Maybe the homosexual lesbians have penises? I don't know.

[LordRaven]

What kind of Christian are you!?!

A best kind of cristian!

A good Christian obeys all the laws!

A TRUE Christian knows that GOD's law (which is given in The Holy Bible) is above the mortal law.

You HAVE to register a wedding if you want to have legitimate wedding, if you don't register then you are not considered married.

You are considered married in eyes of GOD. That is the only true reason to get married.

It is against the law to marry any 1st or 2nd cousins because that is incest

Here in finland marrying with your cousin or hir children is absolutlic legal.

and if the girl is underage you can be sent to jail for trying to marry her.

Biblical law is above mortal law and Holy Bible tells us when girl is mature enough to be married.

As a "good" Christian you should be obeying the laws not trying to break them or find ways around them.

True Christian should obey GOD's laws, not those that are made by men. And excpecially not those of a forgein country!

Lord Raven
President of Niiloistic Inquisition

[American Girl]

It sounds like Finland isn't as civilized as we thought. Marrying your 1st or 2nd cousin is sick and brings disease and defects into the bloodline (even people in African countries know that). Sounds like Finland is a low grade 3rd world country that is an Anarchy.

[Niilo Paasivirta]

It sounds like Finland isn't as civilized as we thought. Marrying your 1st or 2nd cousin is sick and brings disease and defects into the bloodline (even people in African countries know that). Sounds like Finland is a low grade 3rd world country that is an Anarchy.

That's why we usually have several wives and concubines. Those who have actually married 1st or 2nd cousin (as far as I know, no True Christian in Finland has done that) can use the rhythm method to avoid intercourse with that particular wife, so that she won't become pregnant. This is, by the way, about the only situation where some sort of "contraception" can and may be used.

But we shouldn't discuss these things with a young virgin like you. You should be hearing about "the flowers and the bees" from your husband when you are married.

[American Girl]

But we shouldn't discuss these things with a young virgin like you. You should be hearing about "the flowers and the bees" from your husband when you are married.

I already know about the birds and the bees. I learned about it at school (that is what school is for, learning).

[LordRaven]

But we shouldn't discuss these things with a young virgin like you. You should be hearing about "the flowers and the bees" from your husband when you are married.

I already know about the birds and the bees. I learned about it at school (that is what school is for, learning).

Lor learning? They didin't even teach you about the bronze age 

Of course education for women should first and foremost aim to make them good wives for their husbands, so primary subjects at schools for young girls should be cooking, cleaning, caring of childrens etc. And of course some basic mathematics that they can calculate what to buy with the money given by their husbands.

Lord Raven
 

[American Girl]

Lor learning? They didin't even teach you about the bronze age 

And they didn't even teach you to spell!   Don't even try to say that is a typo because the L key is no where near the F key.