Homosexual Gas

Well Niilo, it looks like the Catholics aren't the only ones anymore to turn men into homo's by using Homosexual gas. Look at this article:

"Homosexual GAS
1/10/2005
While the world may be distracted by the terrible events unfolding in Asia due to the Earthquake and resulting Tsunami, Guy Gooberman and Doogie Talons’ news feeler is constantly groping the war in Iraq which believe it or not is still going on.

Indeed, just this morning the US bombed some innocent civilians winning their hearts and minds by blowing their hearts and minds out of them with a 500lb laser guided ‘precision’ bomb.

With concern growing over how long this war will go on for and when the draft will start, Rumsfeld and pals are desperately chucking tax payers money at any old (poo-poo) that they think will win the war for them. The latest weapon to be given the go-ahead is “Homosexual Gas” and military scientist Bootsy Heartache explained how this will work in practice in the battlefield:

“Basically we’ve managed to create a gas that we can pump into enemy held areas, or areas where we think the enemy is hanging out in. It affects the male brain making them horny for man s.ex. So the Arab that was about to try and kill one of our brave soldiers is suddenly more bothered about scoring some hot piece of a.ss. Our brave soldiers then shoot the terrorists in the back as they are involved in the unspeakable, un-Godly act of sodomy and man on man fancy.”

Other gasses under development include:

Monkey Gas: attracts monkeys from anywhere within a 50 mile radius, they attach themselves onto the human covered in the gas and then try to take him back to their monkey family.

Urine Gas: makes the victim smell of wee and none of his friends will talk to him, thereby effecting morale.

Goth Gas: once sprayed makes the victim show the characteristics of a Goth, including: dislike of sunlight, penchant for wearing make-up, bad taste in music and a higher chance of suicide thereby saving crucial US Military resources if they top themselves."

http://www.lunch-break.co.uk/news/default....evar=132&Page=5