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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2006, 11:10:31 PM »

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REAL FIRST HAND experience!
Simulator or no simulator, I've had my hand on the joystick! Only in the final Test of Fire you need to take off from a real-life runway, and keep the enemy away from harassing our blue skies!

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Have you even been in a fighter air craft before?
It's like I told you. You are free to doubt my words, but you won't laugh if you are in one of those enemy MIGs!
Toutching yoor Joystick with yoor own Hand is te Hurriple sin ov Rasterpation. Rasterpation leddz to Deth pecause it sez so tat Oonan in the Pippele let his Semen fall into Urth, and that was pad thing in Kod's eye, and Oonan died. Only your Wife is allowd to touch your Joystick.
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« Reply #76 on: January 22, 2006, 02:52:12 AM »

Lucky me then, I have a girlfriend from Holland who knows to touch my joystick and direct it right inside here holes!  
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« Reply #77 on: January 22, 2006, 02:58:07 AM »

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I have a girlfriend from Holland who knows to touch my joystick
If you're not married, you should not let her use your joystick.
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« Reply #78 on: January 22, 2006, 03:03:20 AM »

Yes, indeed, we are not married. What's wrong with enjoying each other and making each other happy???
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« Reply #79 on: January 22, 2006, 03:06:15 AM »

It's wrong because you're not married, duh.
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« Reply #80 on: January 22, 2006, 03:09:50 AM »

And where, besides the bible  rolleyes , does it say that people who are not married can't love each other?


 
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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #81 on: January 22, 2006, 12:23:48 PM »

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And where, besides the bible  rolleyes , does it say that people who are not married can't love each other?
All yong wimmen ov the wereld is already married to NIILO, and destined to kive pirth to NIILOs holy semidivine Childeren. NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA

Braise the Beenis-that-is-Never-Washed!
Braise the Kolden-bath-ov-Wizzdom!

NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA
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American Girl
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« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2006, 01:38:02 AM »

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All yong wimmen ov the wereld is already married to NIILO, and destined to kive pirth to NIILOs holy semidivine Childeren. NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA

Braise the Beenis-that-is-Never-Washed!
Braise the Kolden-bath-ov-Wizzdom!

NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA
HA! Yeah right! Please, I wouldn't marry niilo if my life depended on it! Just because you like "golden baths" doesn't mean anyone else does. You know they say that people who are strongly against Homosexuals usually are Homosexual themselves. lol
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« Reply #83 on: January 24, 2006, 11:50:21 AM »

GOD d**n IT PEOPLE WHAT IS YOUR (the f-word) PROBLEM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOES (the f-word) EXISTS WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD HATES US WE ARE THE BIGGEST WORLD POWER THERE HAS EVER BEEN SO EVERYONE SHUT THE (the f-word) UP. AND NP WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET WHEN YOUR SITE CLEARLY STATES THAT THE INTERNET IS THE d**n ANTICHRIST. WHAT IS GOING ON I FEEL LIKE IM (the f-word) TAKEING CRAZY PILLS
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American Girl
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« Reply #84 on: January 24, 2006, 10:48:55 PM »

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GOD d**n IT PEOPLE WHAT IS YOUR (the f-word) PROBLEM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOES (the f-word) EXISTS WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD HATES US WE ARE THE BIGGEST WORLD POWER THERE HAS EVER BEEN SO EVERYONE SHUT THE (the f-word) UP. AND NP WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET WHEN YOUR SITE CLEARLY STATES THAT THE INTERNET IS THE d**n ANTICHRIST. WHAT IS GOING ON I FEEL LIKE IM (the f-word) TAKEING CRAZY PILLS
lol. They are clearly doing it just to get a reaction out of people. I'm just giving them what they want since I have nothing better to do.

P.S. I like your avatar. He's hot!
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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #85 on: January 24, 2006, 11:24:56 PM »

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GOD d**n IT PEOPLE WHAT IS YOUR (the f-word) PROBLEM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOES (the f-word) EXISTS WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD HATES US WE ARE THE BIGGEST WORLD POWER THERE HAS EVER BEEN SO EVERYONE SHUT THE (the f-word) UP. AND NP WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET WHEN YOUR SITE CLEARLY STATES THAT THE INTERNET IS THE d**n ANTICHRIST. WHAT IS GOING ON I FEEL LIKE IM (the f-word) TAKEING CRAZY PILLS
lol. They are clearly doing it just to get a reaction out of people. I'm just giving them what they want since I have nothing better to do.

P.S. I like your avatar. He's hot!
Yoo komphfess that yuu feel Tembted to Sinfull karnal Scekxuall things py dis man's Avattara. this means yoo arre Yearning forr NIILOs Pig Benis-that-was-Neverr-Wasshed! Niilolujaa Niilolujaa Niilolujaa Niilolujaa Niilolujaa  
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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #86 on: January 24, 2006, 11:27:13 PM »

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All yong wimmen ov the wereld is already married to NIILO, and destined to kive pirth to NIILOs holy semidivine Childeren. NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA

Braise the Beenis-that-is-Never-Washed!
Braise the Kolden-bath-ov-Wizzdom!

NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA NIILOLUJAA
HA! Yeah right! Please, I wouldn't marry niilo if my life depended on it! Just because you like "golden baths" doesn't mean anyone else does. You know they say that people who are strongly against Homosexuals usually are Homosexual themselves. lol

Hwen NIILOs Kolden bath filled my hedd wid Wizzdom, I gott the Kift of Lankwitchez. Niilolujaa.
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American Girl
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« Reply #87 on: January 25, 2006, 12:13:37 AM »

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Yoo komphfess that yuu feel Tembted to Sinfull karnal Scekxuall things py dis man's Avattara. this means yoo arre Yearning forr NIILOs Pig Benis-that-was-Neverr-Wasshed! Niilolujaa Niilolujaa Niilolujaa Niilolujaa Niilolujaa
Stupid. I can say a guy is hot without wanting to have (the s-word) with him. Just because I think the guy in the avatar looks good doesn't mean I want Niilo, Niilo isn't that man.
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John Homeless
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« Reply #88 on: January 25, 2006, 02:34:43 AM »

Niilo isn't that man?

I think he actually is that man, and you want him so bad! you dirty little girl! hey, you wanna star in my next Christian Love movie? it's a nice movie, nothing perverse, i mean it's all nice and clean and pure love, absolutely no forced bukkake or rape scenes or anything like that, all that sick stuff is right out... what do you say? you get easy money! and it's gonna be fun!  
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American Girl
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« Reply #89 on: January 25, 2006, 03:36:31 AM »

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Niilo isn't that man?

I think he actually is that man, and you want him so bad! you dirty little girl! hey, you wanna star in my next Christian Love movie? it's a nice movie, nothing perverse, i mean it's all nice and clean and pure love, absolutely no forced bukkake or rape scenes or anything like that, all that sick stuff is right out... what do you say? you get easy money! and it's gonna be fun!
No nillo is too ugly to be him. If you look at the Niilo For President Of Finnish thread niilo's pic is on the first page.

Sorry I don't do love movies (or any movies).
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