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TiberiusDRAIG
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« on: December 25, 2005, 12:35:47 AM »

Cheesy  I really REALLY cant believe any of you could be retarded enough to even slightly take any of this to heart!

IM from the good old UK, and i'm wels (points out the first guy to be caught shagging sheep in the uk was an englishman) so id say im pretty neutral here.

ALL of you need to not take any of this to heart - it is obviously a joke!!! If it isn't, then we've got a retard who got his hands on a pc. d**n. it pains me that someone is allowed to say such awful thi...yadayadayada blahblah.

the fact that you are all getting pissed of means that dildo or whatever his name is wins cus he has pissed u off. frankly i laughed my (the f-word) nuts off at all of these pages and i couldnt see how they could be taken seriously but hell you can all do whatever the (the f-word) u like. Im jus trying to offer some asanity to this twister that is rapidly spiralling out of control

so go on! run free! get jobs! get girlfriends! get the (the f-word) out of here!
 
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2m2
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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2005, 07:48:20 PM »

I believe that Wels you are, you can't speach the englismanns proper english-english.

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so go on! run free! get jobs! get girlfriends! get the (the f-word) out of here!

run free?
So you like to run about? A gentleman can walk but never run. Another proof that you are not an englishman.

get jobs?
You mean that we should get more involved in Christian Charity work, besides our tasks as the CEOs in big international companies.

get girlfriends?
We always take more concubines each chance we get, but we have some standards, you know. So don't bother to offer your sister or other females from you village to us.

the f-word?
Could you please be more specific?
 
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2005, 10:36:54 PM »

The Games of santa site itself is obviously a joke (He has a hate site about Christianity for christ sakes) but there are people on here who agree with it think this is real. It is those people we are fighting against.
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2m2
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2005, 07:11:04 PM »

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there are people on here who agree with it think this is real. It is those people we are fighting against.

Big words...
You must belong to some elite-squad of Santa.
Bring it on, baby. We are not afraid, as long as Jesus is behind our backs.
 
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2005, 10:36:38 PM »

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The Games of santa site itself is obviously a joke (He has a hate site about Christianity for christ sakes) but there are people on here who agree with it think this is real. It is those people we are fighting against.
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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2005, 08:06:04 AM »

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The Games of santa site itself is obviously a joke (He has a hate site about Christianity for christ sakes) but there are people on here who agree with it think this is real. It is those people we are fighting against.
Who are fighting against? And who? What the hell? Guest is fighting against someone? How? Why? Has anyone died already in this fight?
Yeh, and When?
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2005, 10:30:04 PM »

I would have said arguing against but this is on a more personal level so I said fighting.

I do not belong to some elite squad of santa. I am my own person and say what I say because that is what I believe, not because someone is telling me to. I believe being Racist, looking down on other races, being homophobic, hating other people because they are different or don't believe the same things you do is wrong.

You may try to call me a hypocrite about the hating people with different ideas but you are wrong. I don't hate you for believing what you believe. I do pity you for being so out of touch with reality and I will agrue with you about your ideas just as you will argue with me about mine but I do not hate you for it.
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2m2
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2005, 09:50:59 PM »

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being homophobic

I told you before, that we are nof afraid. In fact, some of my best friends are homos. But I wouldn't trust them getting behind my back, like I trust Jesus.
But why do we have to use these latin words. Homo this and homo that.
I like the word "Homosexual". Let us all be Homosexual in heart, like the child guided by the guardian angel towards Jesus's lap.
 
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No, serious?
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2006, 07:31:56 PM »

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being homophobic

I told you before, that we are nof afraid. In fact, some of my best friends are homos. But I wouldn't trust them getting behind my back, like I trust Jesus.
But why do we have to use these latin words. Homo this and homo that.
I like the word "Homosexual". Let us all be Homosexual in heart, like the child guided by the guardian angel towards Jesus's lap.

So, you compare letting Jesus stand behind your back with letting homos(the s-word)uals do the same. :think:


Main question remains... naked or not? cheesy
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Yes, serious.
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2006, 05:27:38 AM »

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(the s-word) :think:
Main question remains... naked or not?

Yes, you're naked, since you pervert brought (the s-word) in to this intelligent conservation!
But I'd rather not :think: about it.
 
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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2006, 07:13:18 PM »

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Cheesy  I really REALLY cant believe any of you could be retarded enough to even slightly take any of this to heart!

IM from the good old UK, and i'm wels (points out the first guy to be caught shagging sheep in the uk was an englishman) so id say im pretty neutral here.

ALL of you need to not take any of this to heart - it is obviously a joke!!! If it isn't, then we've got a retard who got his hands on a pc. d**n. it pains me that someone is allowed to say such awful thi...yadayadayada blahblah.

the fact that you are all getting pissed of means that dildo or whatever his name is wins cus he has pissed u off. frankly i laughed my (the f-word) nuts off at all of these pages and i couldnt see how they could be taken seriously but hell you can all do whatever the (the f-word) u like. Im jus trying to offer some asanity to this twister that is rapidly spiralling out of control

so go on! run free! get jobs! get girlfriends! get the (the f-word) out of here!
Wels bebople is very badd bebople. Wels bebople speak a lankwidge which is full ov w letter. Yuo shudnot speak sutch a lankwidge pegauze you kannot Brounounce it.
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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2006, 07:23:44 PM »

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I would have said arguing against but this is on a more personal level so I said fighting.

I do not belong to some elite squad of santa. I am my own person and say what I say because that is what I believe, not because someone is telling me to. I believe being Racist, looking down on other races, being homophobic, hating other people because they are different or don't believe the same things you do is wrong.

You may try to call me a hypocrite about the hating people with different ideas but you are wrong. I don't hate you for believing what you believe. I do pity you for being so out of touch with reality and I will agrue with you about your ideas just as you will argue with me about mine but I do not hate you for it.
Homos is very Badd bebople. Homos butt their Benises into eechothers Putt. Tis is a very Padd thing. Homos is very Padd bebople hoo doo wery Padd things. It is Nott kood to butt Benises intoo eeachudder's Putt begause there is (poo-poo)t in your Pehind-Hole and ten that kets into the Benis. That is very padd and dirty.

And Raisism is a very Kood thing. Tere is kood Raises ov Bebople sutch as wee Finns hoo are the Pest bebople in the wereld pegause NIILO is one of us and NIILO is a God-in-Man and so wee is a bebople of Halve-Goddical bebople. Ten tere is Padd raisis. Sweedes is one of the padd raisins pegause they are very musch Homos in sweeden Hoo putt their Benises in eachuthers Butts. This means Sweedes is a Padd Homo raise and one of the Padd raisins in the Wereld.

If there pee no Raisism, How kould wee tell te Padd raisins from the Kood raisis? If there pee no Raisism, ten all Raisis would pee Eekwal. Eekwalty is a very Padd thing. Pecause if evry puddy wouldpee Eekwal. Ten you wouldnot pee able to ket a REal tocdor to dread you when you weere sick. Pecause they wold put a Tenyear old Children to tread you instead. And say this is as Kood as a real tockdor. pecause all bebople is Eekwal.
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2006, 12:31:56 AM »

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Homos is very Badd bebople. Homos butt their Benises into eechothers Putt. Tis is a very Padd thing. Homos is very Padd bebople hoo doo wery Padd things. It is Nott kood to butt Benises intoo eeachudder's Putt begause there is (poo-poo)t in your Pehind-Hole and ten that kets into the Benis. That is very padd and dirty.

And Raisism is a very Kood thing. Tere is kood Raises ov Bebople sutch as wee Finns hoo are the Pest bebople in the wereld pegause NIILO is one of us and NIILO is a God-in-Man and so wee is a bebople of Halve-Goddical bebople. Ten tere is Padd raisis. Sweedes is one of the padd raisins pegause they are very musch Homos in sweeden Hoo putt their Benises in eachuthers Butts. This means Sweedes is a Padd Homo raise and one of the Padd raisins in the Wereld.

If there pee no Raisism, How kould wee tell te Padd raisins from the Kood raisis? If there pee no Raisism, ten all Raisis would pee Eekwal. Eekwalty is a very Padd thing. Pecause if evry puddy wouldpee Eekwal. Ten you wouldnot pee able to ket a REal tocdor to dread you when you weere sick. Pecause they wold put a Tenyear old Children to tread you instead. And say this is as Kood as a real tockdor. pecause all bebople is Eekwal.
Hetero(the s-word)ual people have (naughty word) (the s-word) too. Don't pretend it's only Homo(the s-word)uals who do it. Why do you care what they do anyway?

Since you are suppost to be christian then you should hate Racism. It is in the Bible.

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.

Genesis 2:22
Then the Lord made a woman from the rib He had taken out of the man, and He brought her to the man.


These two verses illustrate that in the beginning there were two people, obviously of one 'race.' Just as both were made in God's image, so would their offspring be. Thus, all mankind is equal in the sight of God as all are offspring of Adam and Eve.

God made Adam and Eve, they where the first people ever created (as it says in the bible) and we are all desended from them so since we are all from the same couple (adam and eve) there can be no inferior race since we all come from the same mother and father. So there are no "bad races" or "good races" We are just one race, the Human Race.
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karvakasa
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2006, 09:20:57 AM »

It is scientifically proven that we are not racists. And there are scientific facts that all races have their differences. White man is average. Asian has very little (thingy) but he is bright. Black has big (thingy) but he is not intelligent. Just facts, csientifically proveable:
Set Blind Reetta as a testbed. Each race will has its test segment. First asian is tested, the testbed will notice almost nothing, and the test segment is soon over. Then white race takes his turn, and the testbed logs perfectly normal values. Then the negro comes in, and the testbed will first recognise unwashed odour and then the elephant sized bazooka will cause pressure in the testbed almost exploding it to pieces.
The testbed didn't take people's skin color in to account at all, so that proves we are not racists, even blind Reetta can see that!
 
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HerranRuoska
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2006, 08:53:11 PM »

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It is scientifically proven that we are not racists. And there are scientific facts that all races have their differences. White man is average. Asian has very little (thingy) but he is bright. Black has big (thingy) but he is not intelligent. Just facts, csientifically proveable:
Set Blind Reetta as a testbed. Each race will has its test segment. First asian is tested, the testbed will notice almost nothing, and the test segment is soon over. Then white race takes his turn, and the testbed logs perfectly normal values. Then the negro comes in, and the testbed will first recognise unwashed odour and then the elephant sized bazooka will cause pressure in the testbed almost exploding it to pieces.
The testbed didn't take people's skin color in to account at all, so that proves we are not racists, even blind Reetta can see that!
Plind Reetta is a HWORE if shee kets laid wit several men like tat. Shee isa terriple SHINNER petelgauze it is a terriple SHINN to haave SZEKCSUAL RELLATIONSHIPS like tat. Shee shouldpee Imbrecknated py NIILOs Goddical beenis. this is te ONLY allternative tere is.
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