This is Finland, not "America"

[anti-conan]

Hello anti-gonad.

I didn't bother to actually read the site you linked. Any "facts" stated there are propably just the bad old statistical illusion.

We finnish give our consumption figures in terms of 100% or higher density C2H5OH. Remember that *is* cold here. You might remember from your pre-school physics lessons, that most liquids compress with coldness. Also you know that, hmm... say the French consume their alcohol mild wines. And the yanks drink it mostly in their beer, which is like performing your marital responsibilities in a canoe (=fukcing close to water.)

Our former prime minister Paavo Lipponen once said that "We are number one." And he said it to the american president, who was especially known from his heavy drinking problem. (That was before he got over it with the help of Jesus.)

Dear Mister Too Modest to Advertise Myself.
You are very bad bacause I looked up gonad in internet, and thousands of penises popped up the screen.

Besides, I remember very well that saltwater freezes at a lower temperature than freshwater. But not liquid nitrogen, I never learnd why - another one of the mysteries of Jesus.

Merry Christmass to all gentlemen.

[Guest]

Dear "Guest",

Your "fixation" with Alaska did not go unnoticed. Yes, I saw through you from the beginning. You are a so called "Native American", and your tribe and your people have lived in Alaska for countless centuries and millenia, in harmony with the surrounding nature. You hate USA from the bottom of your stomach, and all the things those bastards have done to your homeland. You hate the shame that the passport of USA brings you when you travel abroad. The foremost wish of your people is that Alaska becomes part of Canada, and this will end your suffering.

May the spirit of the Caribou lead you and your people on the shining path of being human.

With the best wishes and love, 2m2.

You really shouldn't just assume things. I am not a Native American and do not have a Tribe. I don't hate the USA (sure it has it's problems but there are worse places to live) and I don't live in Alaska. So you did see though me like you thought.

How can you say you love nature when you want them to drill in Alaska for oil?

USA has great plans to start drilling oil in Alaska

That is what you said. If they drill for oil that will destroy a lot of the forests and nature that lives there.

[2m2]

You are very "bad" bacause I looked up gonad in internet, and thousands of penises popped up the screen.

Well, I thought you would enjoy that little prank. Remember to pull my leg in return sometime.
BTW, how furry were those Peni:s? Did you search with other finnish dog's names as well? (Peni is one, and then there is Musti, Rekku, Ransu, Piku and what have we.)
Sometimes I'm  a bit annoyed by those people who think that we True-Christians are always very serious in the "otsa-kurtussa" way. We are serious people, but God gave us the ability laugh with each other in the spirit of joyful love.

I can't shake my finger at you for not being a university-level physics professor, but I can tell you that salt and liquid nitrogen are rarely mixed together, since 100% pure Finnish liquid nitrogen usually does its job in an adequate way.

 

[The_Cantor]

How can you say you love nature when you want them to drill in Alaska for oil?

USA has great plans to start drilling oil in Alaska

That is what you said. If they drill for oil that will destroy a lot of the forests and nature that lives there.

Development must always come first. You know, if our ally USA need oil and the iraqese cannot provide enough, of course they must get it from somewhere! Some d**n forest animals won't stop us from driving our trucks and doing our work for the free world! Or are you one of those tree-hugging hippies or sumthin? At least in Finland, the tree-huggers are considered terrorists and punished accordingly!

[2m2]

I am not a Native American and do not have a Tribe.

So you managed to mislead me. That tells more about your questionable integrity than about me being a true-kristian.

If they drill for oil that will destroy a lot of the forests and nature that lives there.

Leftist eco-terrorist propaganda and false lies. OMG, you really are some kooky girl, if you believe that.

But where are you from?
You are not from the USA. Because anyone who has sworn allegiance to the Star Spangled Banner with his or her hand on the King James Bible, could possibly not ever say what you said, let me quote:

USA (sure it has it's problems

But what really gave you away, much earlier, was that you praised the military of China, A COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!!!
 

[Guest]

You mislead yourself. In no way was I trying to make you think I was a Native American. Just because I know a bit about Alaska does not make me a Native.

Oh BTW I am American, all countries have bad points along with good points and America is no exception. (you forgot to add the REST of that quote like the "I don't hate the USA" part and the "there are worse places to live" part).

Then why haven't the super warriors like Samurais, Ninjas and Kung-Fu monks of China tried to invade our country?

That is praising the Chinese people as well, maybe you should read your own posts before you try to twist my words.

I said drilling will destroy a lot of Nature because it has HAPPENED BEFORE IN ALASKA!! There was an oil spill 16 years ago that killed thousands of animals in Alaska. Look up 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill and you will find it.

http://www.evostc.state.ak.us/

Here is the Exxon Web site that will tell you of the oil spill it even has pictures.

Well Cantor if you haven't noticed we NEED the environment to SURVIVE!!  We need trees for OXYGEN and FRUITS, we need the animals for FOOD and to keep other animal populations down, we need clean water to drink from and we need clean water to keep fish alive and animals alive. If one species dies out then others will go with it. We can't eat money! Money can't makes trees grow and animals to come back from the dead. Alaska is one of the LAST virtually untouched places in the WORLD and it should be kept that way.

You may not think it is important now but down the road when food starts disappearing, animals start dieing, and water starts becoming poisoned beyond purification it WILL matter.

[2m2]

Since when have the Kung-Fu monks been Communists??

Communism kills off religion everywhere. Although this kills the fake-gods (mullah pullah hair krishna bungalo mumbo jumbo woodoo poopoo shintow  budhha manitu bali-kali garudas and other imagination-beings so typical of the savage mind), communists also harass the Christians. Our God is loving, but even his patience is limited, and see: no Soviet Union anymore.

Nature and Oil are not in any kind of conflict with each other, both substances were created by the Lord Allmighty.

I said:
You are not from the USA.
You reply:
"I am American".
Then I say again:
You are not from the USA.
If you again will say:
"I am American", then
you're really trying my temper with your babblings.

Just tell me from which country you are from.
Most likely you are from Canada, because Alaska is so close to your heart.
 

[Guest]

Quote where I said I am not from America. I AM from America! I know a lot about Alaska because it is part of my country (America). I know a lot about my country. I don't live anywhere near Alaska but I still know about it because it is part of my country.

[/B]Do you understand now!?! I am AMERICAN I have lived in America my WHOLE LIFE! I know a lot about Alaska because it is part of America and that is what they teach in school, American history.[/B]

There are monks in China just as there are monks in most Asian countries. Try to keep in mind that just because a government has chosen a certian path does not mean the people agree with it.

Communism kills off religion everywhere.

That sounds like Christianity. There where other religions thet existed long ago but the Christians came and whiped them out and if it where up to Christians all religions except Christianity would be gone. Try to be careful when you make a statement like that.

[The_Cantor]

Communism kills off religion everywhere.

That sounds like Christianity. There where other religions thet existed long ago but the Christians came and whiped them out and if it where up to Christians all religions except Christianity would be gone. Try to be careful when you make a statement like that.

No, we just converted them into Christianity, the only true and real religion. And why did you think the Americans won the war in Iraq? Because the only true God was on our side! Saddam's muslim "god" was just a fake.

Converting the natives is important because their souls would be wasted anyway when they die if they're not believers. This is why we should do the conversion by any force necessary and as soon as we have an adequate military force to back it, to save as many innocent souls from the eternal tortures of hell as possible. The anti-terrorist war is a great opportunity to us Christians to show the pagans the true faith.

And you know, we converted our aboriginals (the samî) to Christianity too, just like you did the same to the indians in america. They're happy to serve God under us now. Praise Niilo!

[Guest]

Most of the indians where murdered. We gave them our diseases to kill them off so we could take their land. Sure some did convert to christianity but most of them either died  or are now in a reservation camp where they continue their way of life believing their gods and spirits.

Using force to convert someone is WRONG! God gave us free will so we could CHOOSE if we wanted to believe him or not. You have NO RIGHT to take away the free will god gave them and force them to be christian.

If you start attacking other countries to convert them they WILL make a decleration of WAR and ATTACK YOU. I'm sure their allies would attack you as well. Say you started attacking Britian, not only would Brittian attack you back but America would also attack you for attacking our allies.

America might attack you just because you are trying to take away people's freedom to choose.

[Guest]

Dear fake american, fake christian, fake boobed, fake guest:

You have committed the crime of "tietoliikenteen häirintä" with you babbling noise.
It is the heavy but pleasant task for the INQUISITION to hereby sentence you, dear fake american, fake christian, fake boobed, fake guest to the standard punishment for being a boring witch to:

 

This conversation is now officially over and finished completely vuodex kakstuhatviis.
 

[Guest]

You are the only fake Christian. A REAL christian would NEVER doubt another about being Christian and a REAL Christian would NEVER talk about someone's body the way you just did. You don't know who I am so don't judge me baised on your ignorance!

YOU are a guest NOT an administrator so YOU have NO say in the fate of this discussion.

[2m2]

YOU are a guest NOT an administrator so YOU have NO say in the fate of this discussion.

Well, erm..., but, erm... I did say it only vuodex kakstuhatviis.
But now it is year 2006, not kakstuhatviis anymore.
And I had been drinking for the new year and especially because it is weekend, which is reserved for this purpose. Like I think I explained in the very first post.

So any comments are again wellcome, please continue, gentlemen.

me baised

Oh, you've seen the same movie as Bob did. It's good for Christians, says he, and he's ok.
 

[Bob]

Good flick indeed, my dear gentlemen in God.

The french are proud people, they look the foreigners up their noses and are like they are ignoring you.

I think you should learn to say "Baise Moi" in a perfect french accent.
And the next time you visit Paris (oh, such a romantic city in Europe), say it to the natives looking them up your nose like a native frenchie, a man or a woman (such our  "guest" maybe), and you might actually get some reactions from them.

Bob, from Arlington, Texas.
(Texas, no taxes, du'du'du'dum'di'di'dum, oh yeah giddyup everyone and a happy new year.)
 

[Sokea Reetta Von Puusilmä]

Nohnohnoh sedät

Taitaapi tämä ameriikan "guest" olla max. 12-vuottias koulutyttö, eiköhän päästetä takaisibn kasvaan.

Dear "guest", school-girls under 12 yrs not allowed in this guestbok without parental guidonce. Please go home. This for Jesus-people who can discus adult matters such salvation eternal concubines etc. sleepy me. snore.