This is Finland, not "America"

[I'm too modest to advertise]

Let me explain why you must believe everything WE tell in this guestbook.

This guestbook is Finnish. From FINLAND. When we Finns say something, we mean it. So you better not try to "close your ears" when we graciously give our time to say things as they are.

We originate from the URAL MOUNTAINS quite near to Siberia. This region is the most desolete and unforgivingly harsh place to live in the world. To the extreme, and beyond. This has made us humble and modest, yet the most super humans to exist in our times. We can withstand the absolute zero coldness, and colder if necessary, and go to our daily work, school or military service by skis (wooden, self-made, and treated with finnish tar.) All year round, save for Christmas, when we remember whom to thank, who made us what we are. Do you begin to understand yet?

Sure, there are other "hard-bones" in the world besides us. Then why haven't the super warriors like Samurais, Ninjas and Kung-Fu monks of China tried to invade our country? Because they are not stupid. The Soviets tried. And what can we say about their intelligence, then? Hahaha.

But are WE all equal? Not quite. I found my match one day at our university, at a lecture of advanced mathematics, which I enjoy for the pleasure of my spirit. She walked inside the room. She was the Love, the Wisdom, and the Beauty. A Goddess worthy of my attention. We fell for each other at the second sight. That is the only way a Finn can ever fall. The reason we are not together today, is that we care so much for the environment, like all Finns, who live with the beauty of our Nature, the forests, the lakes and the swamps. You see, we would have made such a hot couple, that the universe would have instantly melted in to a single infinitely bright fireball. Well, that would have been beautiful, too. We wait for the right moment, after billions of years, when the universe has cooled down. Then we can do some good for the environment, as well as to each other.

The only "fault" we Finns have, is that we might start to get less modest and perhaps boast a little, when we drink too much alcohol. I have not, today. Only in the week-ends, you know, as it should be.
 

[2 modest 2 advertise myself]

Sori, if bored you with my personal sekslife in the previous post.

Let's continue with the lecture.
Finnish are respected everywhere in the world, since they tell you the thruth and do what they promise. The virtues are a legion. Finland has the most healthiest children in the world. We have no drug-problem. (Alcohol and Coffee are not drugs, and certainly not problems.) We are the most competitive economy in the world and in the universe. Finnish UN peace-keepers have kept their peace where-ever they have been deployed on the globe. The worlds most famous book after the bible, "Sinuhe, the Egyptian" is written the finnish author Mika Waltari. Finnish military professionals, such as the Hakkapeliitta, are feared everywhere. It is the ultimate lottery win to be born in Finland. We have the most lakes in the world. No wonder everyone in the whole world wants to be a Finnish citizen.

So please, you low-lifes, stop trying to invent your stupid counter-"arguments" to NP:s facts. Is it clear now, comprende?

But naturally we Finns have a social, friendly part in us besides the 100% reliability. Also Finnish women do their part in everyday life, like growing the crops, collecting the delicious berries from the forests, raising children, feeding the cattle and the pigs, killing the vipers that come too close to your home-yards, etc. But when it comes to building a new Sauna or summer-cottage, the males are eager to do these things themselves. The men's job is to hunt the bears in the nearby forests, sometimes in far-away forests, trick the fish from the lakes to our cooking pans, and so on. Finnish-mans most reliable hunting partner is the Finnish dog, 100% reliable. In fact, if you are at an international conference, the Finnish participant is in the other part of the building, and you must know the important facts right now, then see if the Finn's dog is around, and listen to what he barks. I wouldn't know about the cats, though. Since their part in life is to lie on the cozy warm spot over the fireplace and hunt the mice, who would like their share of the finnish homes food supplies.
When Finns go abroad, they stick together. Take for an instance a scene on the Victoria lake in Africa. Every man does his part in setting up the camp. Then they decide to have a little fishing-contest. When the night falls, one man might feel smug, since he caught the largest, a 145 kilogram Nile-Perch. However when the last man comes to the camp, he lays down his catch in front of everyone. It is a 167 kilograms Nile-Perch. The previous would-be-winner becomes heavily poisoned with extreme envy. The party starts drinking until morning, each one passing to sleep on his turn. There might be some loud arguments during the night, but everyone is friends again the next day. Also the one, who caught the second biggest fish, and the one, who caught the largest fish. Except if they didn't kill each other while being drunk.

Such is the master race, which you all must obey.
 

[Guest]

SHUT UP! Your bragging is annoying. Do you think you are the only one who has something to say (let alone something important to say)!?! EVERYONE has something important to say so don't act like you are the only one. Thinking you are superior is NOT being MODEST. What about the people who live in the North and South Poles, or the People who live in Alaska (an American state)? The Poles are the coldest and harshest places in the world. In Michigan it is anywhere from 1-8 degrees in the winter so don't pretend to be the only ones who live in cold lands.

Sure, there are other "hard-bones" in the world besides us. Then why haven't the super warriors like Samurais, Ninjas and Kung-Fu monks of China tried to invade our country? Because they are not stupid. The Soviets tried. And what can we say about their intelligence, then? Hahaha.

Because they don't want to be bothered with you. You didn't get rid of the soviets alone, you had HELP from other countries.

A goddess worthy of my attention? How is that modest!?! You are full of your self! I'm supprised you can walk with that big head of yours! Saying you have only one fault is NOT modest, that is just being self centered.

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What do you mean the Finnish are respected? They don't teach [ANY[/B] Finnish history in America, why? Because we don't care! The only thing I know about Finland is where it is in the world (only because because it was part of geography class).  In fact you can ask any NON-Finnish person about Finland and most won't know very much (some people don't even know where Finland is!) So you are wrong if you think EVERYONE cares about you.

Caffeine (which is in pop, coffee and many other things) IS an addictive drug, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT! You think the Finnish military is feared?!? Don't make me laugh! The United States is one of the most feared militaries in the world because we arn't afraid to invade any country we want. Next is the Chinese Military because they have so many people in their military (They have the biggest military in the world (people wise) and they have the second or third most nuclear war heads.

Are you SERIOUS!?! Everyone wants to be an AMERICAN citizen! Never ever in my life have I heard of anyone going to Finland. I remember someone coming to America FROM Finland and they said they hated the country and where glad to get out of there. America has the BIGGEST lakes in the World (The Great Lakes in Michigan).

There was a web site on the web that listed the top 20 visited countries and Finland is NOT one of them.There was America, France, Australia, Germans, Britain,Spain,and other countries(I can't remember the others but I am SURE Finland was not on the list). There was also a show on the Travel Channel about the top 10 most visited countries and Finland was NOT one of them.

If you actually knew a little bit about the world you would know Finland is not as great in the eyes of other people as you say. There are a lot of people who are actually pissed off at Finland right now. I have talked to some NATIVE FINNISH PEOPLE who where telling me how much they HATE Finland and how HORRIBLE the people are.

You have confirmed that Finnish people are self centered, hateful, and full of themselves. YOU have just reassured me of the fact that 1. Finland sucks and 2. Finnish people are horrible people and 3. I NEVER want to go to Finland, marry a Finnish man, and I never want to have anything to do with ANYTHING Finnish.

I will be sure to tell everyone I know about how you Finnish people are.

[Guest]

Do you even know what modest means?

modest

adj 1: marked by simplicity; having a humble opinion of yourself; "a modest apartment"; "too modest to wear his medals" [ant: immodest] 2: not large but sufficient in size or amount; "a modest salary"; "modest inflation"; "helped in my own small way" [syn: small] 3: free from pomp or affectation; "comfortable but modest cottages"; "a simple rectangular brick building"; "a simple man with simple tastes" 4: not offensive to sexual mores in conduct or appearance [ant: immodest] 5: low or inferior in station or quality; "a humble cottage"; "a lowly parish priest"; "a modest man of the people"; "small beginnings" [syn: humble, low, lowly, small] 6: humble in spirit or manner; suggesting retiring mildness or even cowed submissiveness; "meek and self-effacing" [syn: meek, mild] 7: limited in size or scope; "a small business"; "a newspaper with a modest circulation"; "small-scale plans"; "a pocket-size country" [syn: minor, small, small-scale, pocket-size, pocket-sized] 8: free from ostentation or pretension; "the restrained elegance of the room" [syn: restrained, unostentatious]

Bragging about your country and saying you are better than everyone else is NOT being modest. You are the opposite of modest! You obviously don't know what you are talking about so don't pretend like you do.
 

[2 m 2]

What about the people who live in the North and South Poles, or the People who live in Alaska (an American state)?

Yes, Alaska is in North-America. It is actually owned by Russia, but they gave it to USAians practically for free, because they were too wimpy to stay there. USA has great plans to start drilling oil in Alaska, but I doubt they will last long there.
Which tribes have inhabited the south pole? None, I think. And weren't the poles first discovered by Finns, or at least some other Nordic people?

In Michigan it is anywhere from 1-8 degrees in the winter

LOL! You can't believe how hard that made be laugh! 1-8 degrees WOW, LOL! But seriously, the northern parts of USA are mostly inhabited by Finnish and some other Nordic immigrants.

You didn't get rid of the soviets alone, you had HELP from other countries.

OK, you're right there. We Finns thank the Germans and Hilter each independence day. Unfortunately they betrayed us at the end of the war and we had to kick them out of our Lapland.

They don't teach history in America, why? Because we don't care!

Yea, yea. This is a very well known fact in the civilised world.

Caffeine (which is in pop, coffee and many other things) IS an addictive drug, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT! You think the Finnish military is feared?!?
Don't make me laugh!

I don't think I did.

The United States is one of the most feared militaries in the world

Yep. That is because of your hard drugs. American military simply can't be trusted to do what they are supposed to do, and thus are feared to be employed. American fighter pilots fly "high". You know what "high" means, since you're an american.

(I will skip your boring yapping to the next point.)

I have talked to some NATIVE FINNISH PEOPLE who where telling me how much they HATE Finland and how HORRIBLE the people are.

Are you sure they were NATIVE Finnish people? The people you describe awfully sound like the so called Finland-Swedes from Turku or Närpes, who leach on our hard-earned tax-dollars.

I NEVER want to go to Finland, marry a Finnish man

Hey man, Sweden is the right place for you, you HOMO!
We don't have Homosexual marriages in Finland.



 

[m2m - the gangsta rapsta]

It is difficult to accept the difficult facts at one swallow.
That's why I will soften you with a training series of undisputably hard facts.

1. One finnish man opened his mouth to say something, but then thought it is not important, and he remained silent.
2. A swedish teenage girl sent over a dozen text messages on her cell phone to her girlfriend. In one single day.
3. Earlier today, I saw woodpecker banging its pecker on wooden telephone pole.
4. The Finns are the most insane tango dancers. Right after the Argentinians.
5. False implies True.
6. I bet somebody didn't believe that the above statement is true.
7. Matti Nykänen is the most insane ski jumper in the world. And he is from Jyväskylä.
8. Niilo Paasivirta also comes from Jyväskylä.
9. I don't know if the two are related.
10. Danny hiljentyi Armin haudalla.
11. You can buy frozen birch whips for the christmas sauna. I didn't believe it af first when I saw them in the freezer pool, but it's true.
12. I don't remember what they costed.
13. The inhabitants of the planet Vulcan are supposed to live long and prosper.
14. USA wants democracy everywhere. But that is just bull(poo-poo).
15. The ultimate goal of the SANTANISTS is to discover the CHRISTMAS DIPPER which will PEACE TO THE WORLD!
16. Amen.
17. The above word means "true", so it is a fact.
 

[anti-conan]

Dear Sirs. According to this article, finnish men are beaten, even by the swedes, in yearly alcohol consumption!

I hope not this will hurt the national pride nor the sense of manliness - but it is not rather flatterning being beaten by the new Sodom in this field.

[Guest]

What about the people who live in the North and South Poles, or the People who live in Alaska (an American state)?

Yes, Alaska is in North-America. It is actually owned by Russia, but they gave it to USAians practically for free, because they were too wimpy to stay there. USA has great plans to start drilling oil in Alaska, but I doubt they will last long there.
Which tribes have inhabited the south pole? None, I think. And weren't the poles first discovered by Finns, or at least some other Nordic people?

In Michigan it is anywhere from 1-8 degrees in the winter

LOL! You can't believe how hard that made be laugh! 1-8 degrees WOW, LOL! But seriously, the northern parts of USA are mostly inhabited by Finnish and some other Nordic immigrants.

You didn't get rid of the soviets alone, you had HELP from other countries.

OK, you're right there. We Finns thank the Germans and Hilter each independence day. Unfortunately they betrayed us at the end of the war and we had to kick them out of our Lapland.

They don't teach history in America, why? Because we don't care!

Yea, yea. This is a very well known fact in the civilised world.

Caffeine (which is in pop, coffee and many other things) IS an addictive drug, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT! You think the Finnish military is feared?!?
Don't make me laugh!

I don't think I did.

The United States is one of the most feared militaries in the world

Yep. That is because of your hard drugs. American military simply can't be trusted to do what they are supposed to do, and thus are feared to be employed. American fighter pilots fly "high". You know what "high" means, since you're an american.

(I will skip your boring yapping to the next point.)

I have talked to some NATIVE FINNISH PEOPLE who where telling me how much they HATE Finland and how HORRIBLE the people are.

Are you sure they were NATIVE Finnish people? The people you describe awfully sound like the so called Finland-Swedes from Turku or Närpes, who leach on our hard-earned tax-dollars.

I NEVER want to go to Finland, marry a Finnish man

Hey man, Sweden is the right place for you, you HOMO!
We don't have Homosexual marriages in Finland.

USA has great plans to start drilling oil in Alaska, but I doubt they will last long there.

Shows how much you know about America. There ARE americans who live there already and they have lived there for HUNDREDS of years.

LOL! You can't believe how hard that made be laugh! 1-8 degrees WOW, LOL! But seriously, the northern parts of USA are mostly inhabited by Finnish and some other Nordic immigrants.

You are wrong. Most of the Northern States don't have very many people living there (espically in the NorthWestern states), but the people who are living there arn't Finnish. Most of the people who live in the Northern States are of Canadian, Black, or British decent.

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They don't teach history in America, why? Because we don't care!

Yea, yea. This is a very well known fact in the civilised world.

It's funny that you have to change my post to fit your ideas. My post clearly said "They don't teach [ANY[/B] Finnish history in America, why? Because we don't care!"  You canged it to your advantage.

Don't pretend to know more about MY country then me. I live here, you don't.

Hey man, Sweden is the right place for you, you HOMO!
We don't have Homosexual marriages in Finland.

What makes you think I am a man? I am a WOMAN! Just because I speak my mind and don't let others push me around doesn't mean i'm a man.

[Guest]

[/QUOTE]Hey man, Sweden is the right place for you, you HOMO!
We don't have Homosexual marriages in Finland.

Oh really? Then why is this: "In Finland they have now allowed HOMO MARRIAGES" on the Games of santa website?

Niilo himself wrote that.

[2m2]

Hey man, Sweden is the right place for you, you HOMO!
We don't have Homosexual marriages in Finland.

Oh really? Then why is this: "In Finland they have now allowed HOMO MARRIAGES" on the Games of santa website?

Niilo himself wrote that.

OK. I stand corrected. But I don't stand corrected being PROUD. Since pride is soon followed by a fall, in which case I wouldn't be standing anymore, would I?

I really thought that the current law only said that you are required to register a HOMO-RELATIONSHIP, if you're living in one. But the modern law-makers are so super efficient nowadays. Perhaps Niilo is talking about some recent amendment to the copyright-law, which is certainly the most supreme law in Finland. But I really don't know, because I don't have a Hardward degree in Law-Science.
 

[2m2]

What makes you think I am a man? I am a WOMAN! Just because I speak my mind and don't let others push me around doesn't mean i'm a man.

Then you really should have said it in the very beginning. In that way we could have treated your posting in the appropriate way.

By the way, are you in the proper marrying age (from 13 upto 18 years)? If so, could you please tell us more of yourself. We all would be very interested.
 

[2m2]

You claim:

My post clearly said "They don't teach [ANY[/B] Finnish history in America, why? Because we don't care!" You canged it to your advantage.

Really, I canged it? Maybe you were dang-canged by your friends so badly, that you lost the ability to write correctly.

But you ignored the electrical-engineer's point of view when I corrected your erratic communication. That [ANY[/B] certainly doesn't look like an english word, does it? It is clearly some induced line noise. I've heard that you still use the archaic Bell-standard modems there. Just get digital, please. Buy something Japanese, if you can't swallow your pride to get some trustworthy Finnish telecommunications equipment.
 

[2m2]

Okey Dokey. Let's continue with the easily acceptable hard facts.

18. A dog barked for 25 straight minutes. (dunno why.)
19. A cat meowed twice in a row. Because she was hungry and wanted her mistress to feed her.
20. The nationality of the aforementioned dog and cat is not important now.
21. I might continue listing these easy hard facts later. Merry Christmas.
 

[2m2]

Hello anti-gonad.

I didn't bother to actually read the site you linked. Any "facts" stated there are propably just the bad old statistical illusion.

We finnish give our consumption figures in terms of 100% or higher density C2H5OH. Remember that *is* cold here. You might remember from your pre-school physics lessons, that most liquids compress with coldness. Also you know that, hmm... say the French consume their alcohol mild wines. And the yanks drink it mostly in their beer, which is like performing your marital responsibilities in a canoe (=fukcing close to water.)

Our former prime minister Paavo Lipponen once said that "We are number one." And he said it to the american president, who was especially known from his heavy drinking problem. (That was before he got over it with the help of Jesus.)

[2m2]

Dear "Guest",

Your "fixation" with Alaska did not go unnoticed. Yes, I saw through you from the beginning. You are a so called "Native American", and your tribe and your people have lived in Alaska for countless centuries and millenia, in harmony with the surrounding nature. You hate USA from the bottom of your stomach, and all the things those bastards have done to your homeland. You hate the shame that the passport of USA brings you when you travel abroad. The foremost wish of your people is that Alaska becomes part of Canada, and this will end your suffering.

May the spirit of the Caribou lead you and your people on the shining path of being human.

With the best wishes and love, 2m2.